Until recently I lead a normal life, but just lately I have become a victim of SCOOBYNETITUS.

I wake up in the middle of the night and feel compelled to log on to SCOOBYNET, sometimes as often as 3 times in one night.

If I find myself in a situation where I dont have access to a PC, I start to shake.

Girlfriends visit me but all I talk about is SCOOBYNET and so they leave.

Visits to the pub are becoming less frequent.

All my friends are becoming worried.

Surely I am not the only victim of this dreadful disease.

I`ve spoken to my doctor, but he tells me that there is no known cure.

There must be other sufferers.
PLEASE CAN ANYBODY HELP !!!

In Breathless Anticipation
SCOOP

 

Sorory Scoop,
no nkown cure, ivve haid thie sam probelm fore ages, sims to bei getgin wosre, dakr glaseses can somemites hlep !

 

Looks like its just u n me then Mellow Yellow,
Maybe we ought to form a Self-Help group huh!
Cheers
SCOOP

 

Scoop, tragic M8. Have you posted on the Muppet Show? It'll be absolutely no help at all, but you'll be in good company.

I have discovered a cure, but it's only temporary. Donington tomorrow

Richard

 

SCOOP
Read my post count/date joined.....need I say more

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Dave T-S
Sounds like you have reached the advanced stages of this crippling disease, bad luck m8, guess u aint got long to go.

Can u offer any advice b4 I get as bad as u,
Condolences,
SCOOP

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SCOOP
Too late mate - for both of us - but beware the Muppet forum - it's a one way street.....

 

Sorry Scoop, there is no getting away now. I dont even own a Scooby as well

I have just had a verbal warning at work for using Scoobynet during work hours - oops. I amhanding my notice in, in 2 months though so sod em.

DW

PS Anyone need a Web Designer in Lancashire??

 

Dave T-S, or anybody who may be out there,
HELP that feelings coming over me again,

wot should I do,
SCOOP

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