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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 06:04 PM
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Default Very funny, read this Nigerian scammer.

This bloke wipes the floor with a Nigerian scammer, its very funny.

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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 06:51 PM
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 08:13 PM
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Brilliant
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 09:31 PM
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Crying with laughter !!!
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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read a book recently by one of these guys, he got a nigerian scammer to tatoo himself and photgraph himself getting it done. and even managed to get money out of him. said he was a vicar, and coz he did not get paid by the church, he needed 50 dollars iirc to get his funds released, before he could send the scammer the money
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 11:02 PM
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Superb. Genuinely laugh-out-loud funny
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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Absolutely p1ssed myself laughing all the way through

I am actually hoping that one of these scammers tries something with me sometime and I can have some similar email exchanges
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 11:47 PM
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That had me laughing so much the misses came in to ask what the matter was
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:55 AM
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brilliant
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 10:15 AM
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Watch this, none of us will get a Nigerian scammer now to practice our new found skills on . Its good innit.
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 10:47 AM
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I get loads you can have some of mine


To: info@midland-scoobies.com
Subject: Request To Compensate You With The Sum $350.000.00
From: NUHU RIBADU <nuhuribadu229@yahoo.co.uk>


FROM THE DESKOF
MALLAM NUHU RIBADU
THE CHAIRMAN;
ECONOMIC AND
FINANCIAL CRIMES
COMMISSION (E.F.C.C.)
ABUJA; NIGERIA.

Dearly,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Request To Compensate You With The Sum $350.000.00

Ourassociation discovered your name and email address as one of the victims of fraud In Africa especially in Nigeria, this is as a result of people being involved in some Illegal and unsolicited business transaction, as directed by Mr. President Omaru Musa Yar'dua, the Federal Government of Nigeria in collaboration with the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) has decided to compensate all these Victims who can be able to reach them with all necessary prove that they were the Victims.

As directed by the management, we are making our compensation with the sum of $350,000.00U.S.Dollars (three hundred and fifty thousand United States ofAmerican dollars as soon As one or each of the respective candidates reaches her demands with all necessary prove to Claim their consignment.

We will make our delivery through the following methods of delivery as soon as prospects
Responds with all requirements:

1. COURIER COMPANY
2. WIRE TRANSFER
3. ONLINE BANKING TRANSFER
4. DIPLOMATIC MEANS.
5. BANK A/C NUMBER (INT'L TRANSFER)

Victims are expected to forward the following information's to our personal emails: (nuhuribadu229@yahoo.co.uk)

-NAME...................
-BANKING DETAILS........
-HOUSE/OFFICE ADDRESS...
-PHONE/TEL NUMBERS......
-LOCATION...............
-AGE....................
-ATTACH INT'L PASSPORT..

We wish to hear from you soonest we are very sorry for the embarrassments and again congratulations
Once more.

MALLAM NUHU RIBADU.
E.F.C.C. CHAIRMAN.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Or theres this one

From: george daniels <g.daniels020@hotmail.fr>
Subject: From George and Suzan Daniels

From George and Suzan Daniels.

Dearest,

We are George and Suzan Daniels from Sierra Leone.We are writing you from Rep of Cote 'Ivoire where we have been taking refuge after the brutal war and murder of our perants by the rebels during the renewed fighting in our country. Because of the war our late Father sold his shipping company and took us to a nearby country Cote d'Ivoire where he deposited US$16, 800, 000.00 Million in his foreign account with one of the bank here in Cote d'Ivoire Pls, we need your help and due to the courrent political sutuation in Ivory Coast we are seeking for your assistance to transfer this Money and also relocate to your country to further our study and we are willing to offer you 15% of the total sum for your help. Please, for more discussion or contact us on this e-mail addresse for more details.

Best Regards
George and Suzan Daniels.
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 11:23 AM
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at this thread !!!!
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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hes an amateur try ww.ebolamonkeyman.com
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 07:52 PM
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"Fancy Pants" the lion had me nearly crying!
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 12:39 AM
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