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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 09:53 PM
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My wife is taking a dislike to my new hobby of looking at all this rubbish on scoobynet.Her words i might add.Anyone else have the same problem.Shes talking about banning sex if i keep behaving so badly?
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 09:58 PM
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Let her ban sex, go elsewhere for nookie (tell her you will have no choice!) should shut her up!!

What are you? a man or a mouse?? squeak up now!

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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:00 PM
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Tell here to like it or lump it OR your ban her from the bedroom
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:00 PM
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women know your place
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:01 PM
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She won't have to ban sex because you'll be unable to get a st***y worrying if anyone has replied to your "What is the best oil to put in my Scoob" post!
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:07 PM
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Sex what's that

She has a right go when I ask about trips out with other scooby members

Short term pain I reckon.

I wait till my wife has gone to bed, then do all the online viewing, problem is I don't get to bed much before midnight every night but keeps her happy.

Last edited by ndwall; Dec 2, 2004 at 10:09 PM.
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:09 PM
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Dont worry John ill always manage that .P.S not that worried about the oil now im on a promise
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:18 PM
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That happened to me. I was on around 4000 posts at the time. The Wife COULD NOT understand what on earth fascinated me so much. She came on to find me one day....

Now she's on 6000... since February.
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:18 PM
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My wife thinks its childish and not a good example to set the kids. What rubbish - plenty of intellectual stimulation from those rare Evo vs Scoob threads
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:20 PM
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The chain's too long if it reaches *all* the way from the kitchen to the computer
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:26 PM
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Oil thread, sex thread, I love em all.
Keep them coming.
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Old Dec 2, 2004 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Phil Herrup
My wife thinks its childish and not a good example to set the kids. What rubbish - plenty of intellectual stimulation from those rare Evo vs Scoob threads
What could be more educational than a good "What's the noisiest exhaust for my 93WRX" or "Who makes the loudest dump-valve" thread!
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 08:19 AM
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Smile She threatened to leave me....

The wife said I loved my Scooby more than her, I told her to shut up and pass me the polish.
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".

What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?

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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 08:23 AM
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My wife says why do I stare at other women. My answer is that I have a nice Scooby but still look at other nice cars!! Went down like a tonne of bricks!!
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Pope
My wife says why do I stare at other women. My answer is that I have a nice Scooby but still look at other nice cars!! Went down like a tonne of bricks!!
Great minds......
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Big-G
The wife said I loved my Scooby more than her, I told her to shut up and pass me the polish.
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".

What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?

Big-G
Yep, my girlfriend told me the same. I just told her she has to get used to it

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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by maci
Yep, my girlfriend told me the same. I just told her she has to get used to it

B.

So whats it like being on yer own again

LOL
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:14 AM
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Move the computer out of the kitchen then she need not know when you are on SN!

Seriously it is a balance my other half get the ar$e from time to time.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:35 AM
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If the wife didn't have the ar$e something wouldn't be right, any way the way to shut them up is buy them something like a bunch of flowers (while secretly you also bought 4 new pirelli pzeros and a forge dump valve)...... Get things into perspective, theres plenty more fish in the sea !!
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:40 AM
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Me or the car, she says.............. won't be the same without her
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:40 AM
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My wife and BOTH my kids took the p*ss out of me for coming on here.


All three have now shut up, since each one has benefitted from advice received on here at least once

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Mind you, wife's not too happy abt me following advice off PePiPoo at the mo

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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:46 AM
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If anyone is getting grief from their wife/partner/beaitch show her this:

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/...usekeeping1.doc
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:46 AM
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I don't understand when partners get shirty about the time people spend on the internet. Why should you sit on the sofa watching borning TV instead? Life is far to short to do things you don't want to do.

Just what is it that the unhappy partners want you to do instead then?
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 12:16 PM
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At least I`m not the only one.....
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:54 PM
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Jason,

Try to limit your time, you will probably find you are here for longer than you thought.

Men seem to find it impossible to drag thereselves away from the net.

My other half is similar to Jason, except he looks at other car sites.

I find it really annoying, especially when he says 'I have important things to do' and then goes online.

Moderation will help to keep the peace.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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But why do you find it annoying? Im not trying to be belligerant but I just don't get it. Why can't an individual do something they enjoy if there's nowt else better to do? *shrug*
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulgirl
But why do you find it annoying? Im not trying to be belligerant but I just don't get it. Why can't an individual do something they enjoy if there's nowt else better to do? *shrug*
Because there usually is something better to do.
I would not ask him to switch the pc off otherwise.

To make someone get off the computer just to watch tv is a little selfish.

It is nice for a couple to actually spend time together, or you might aswell be housemates.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 03:23 PM
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My g/f accused me of having an affair on here , then when she found you could PM, she got even worse. I pointed out that there were no PMs on it and she accused me of deleting said phantom PMs. Women
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Big-G
The wife said I loved my Scooby more than her, I told her to shut up and pass me the polish.
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".

What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?

Big-G
"Shut up and pass the polish!!" Fantastic mate!!! You've made my day!

If she's that jealous you could always offer to polish her too.

Bets on how long it will take someone to suggest what you might use as a poish/wax substitute!

All the best,
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 04:58 PM
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my missus dumped me couple of weeks ago come home to find my stuff in bags stupid beatch.best thing thats happened to me though (apart from getting my scoob) i blame scoobynet
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