SUBARU OWNERS PROBLEM WIFE
02 December 2004, 09:53 PM
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SUBARU OWNERS PROBLEM WIFE
My wife is taking a dislike to my new hobby of looking at all this rubbish on scoobynet.Her words i might add.Anyone else have the same problem.Shes talking about banning sex if i keep behaving so badly?
02 December 2004, 09:58 PM
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Let her ban sex, go elsewhere for nookie (tell her you will have no choice!) should shut her up!! 
What are you? a man or a mouse?? squeak up now!
Pete
What are you? a man or a mouse?? squeak up now!
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02 December 2004, 10:07 PM
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Sex what's that 
She has a right go when I ask about trips out with other scooby members
Short term pain I reckon.
I wait till my wife has gone to bed, then do all the online viewing, problem is I don't get to bed much before midnight every night but keeps her happy.
She has a right go when I ask about trips out with other scooby members
Short term pain I reckon.
I wait till my wife has gone to bed, then do all the online viewing, problem is I don't get to bed much before midnight every night but keeps her happy.
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02 December 2004, 10:18 PM
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That happened to me. I was on around 4000 posts at the time. The Wife COULD NOT understand what on earth fascinated me so much. She came on to find me one day....
Now she's on 6000... since February.
Now she's on 6000... since February.
02 December 2004, 10:18 PM
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My wife thinks its childish and not a good example to set the kids. What rubbish - plenty of intellectual stimulation from those rare Evo vs Scoob threads
02 December 2004, 10:27 PM
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My wife thinks its childish and not a good example to set the kids. What rubbish - plenty of intellectual stimulation from those rare Evo vs Scoob threads
03 December 2004, 08:19 AM
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She threatened to leave me....
The wife said I loved my Scooby more than her, I told her to shut up and pass me the polish.
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".
What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?
Big-G
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".
What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?
Big-G
03 December 2004, 08:23 AM
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My wife says why do I stare at other women. My answer is that I have a nice Scooby but still look at other nice cars!! Went down like a tonne of bricks!!
03 December 2004, 08:47 AM
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My wife says why do I stare at other women. My answer is that I have a nice Scooby but still look at other nice cars!! Went down like a tonne of bricks!!
03 December 2004, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Big-G
The wife said I loved my Scooby more than her, I told her to shut up and pass me the polish.
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".
What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?
Big-G
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".
What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?
Big-G
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03 December 2004, 11:14 AM
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Move the computer out of the kitchen then she need not know when you are on SN! 
Seriously it is a balance my other half get the ar$e from time to time.
Seriously it is a balance my other half get the ar$e from time to time.
03 December 2004, 11:35 AM
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If the wife didn't have the ar$e something wouldn't be right, any way the way to shut them up is buy them something like a bunch of flowers (while secretly you also bought 4 new pirelli pzeros and a forge dump valve)...... Get things into perspective, theres plenty more fish in the sea !!
Get things into perspective, theres plenty more fish in the sea !!
won't be the same without her 
03 December 2004, 11:40 AM
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My wife and BOTH my kids took the p*ss out of me for coming on here.
All three have now shut up, since each one has benefitted from advice received on here at least once
Alcazar
Mind you, wife's not too happy abt me following advice off PePiPoo at the mo
Alcazar
All three have now shut up, since each one has benefitted from advice received on here at least once
Alcazar
Mind you, wife's not too happy abt me following advice off PePiPoo at the mo
Alcazar
03 December 2004, 11:46 AM
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If anyone is getting grief from their wife/partner/beaitch show her this:
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/...usekeeping1.doc
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/...usekeeping1.doc
03 December 2004, 11:46 AM
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I don't understand when partners get shirty about the time people spend on the internet. Why should you sit on the sofa watching borning TV instead? Life is far to short to do things you don't want to do.
Just what is it that the unhappy partners want you to do instead then?
Just what is it that the unhappy partners want you to do instead then?
03 December 2004, 01:54 PM
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Jason,
Try to limit your time, you will probably find you are here for longer than you thought.
Men seem to find it impossible to drag thereselves away from the net.
My other half is similar to Jason, except he looks at other car sites.
I find it really annoying, especially when he says 'I have important things to do' and then goes online.
Moderation will help to keep the peace.
Try to limit your time, you will probably find you are here for longer than you thought.
Men seem to find it impossible to drag thereselves away from the net.
My other half is similar to Jason, except he looks at other car sites.
I find it really annoying, especially when he says 'I have important things to do' and then goes online.
Moderation will help to keep the peace.
03 December 2004, 02:09 PM
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But why do you find it annoying? Im not trying to be belligerant but I just don't get it. Why can't an individual do something they enjoy if there's nowt else better to do? *shrug*
03 December 2004, 03:17 PM
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But why do you find it annoying? Im not trying to be belligerant but I just don't get it. Why can't an individual do something they enjoy if there's nowt else better to do? *shrug*
I would not ask him to switch the pc off otherwise.
To make someone get off the computer just to watch tv is a little selfish.
It is nice for a couple to actually spend time together, or you might aswell be housemates.
, then when she found you could PM, she got even worse. I pointed out that there were no PMs on it and she accused me of deleting said phantom PMs. Women 
03 December 2004, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Big-G
The wife said I loved my Scooby more than her, I told her to shut up and pass me the polish.
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".
What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?
Big-G
Now she says she will leave me if I don't apply the same attention to her, I said "when was the last time you made me smile like my Scooby does? if I put my foot down with you, you just sulk, If I put my foot down with the Scoob....".
What else could I have said?....any answers anyone?
Big-G
"Shut up and pass the polish!!" Fantastic mate!!! You've made my day!If she's that jealous you could always offer to polish her too.
Bets on how long it will take someone to suggest what you might use as a poish/wax substitute!
All the best,
03 December 2004, 04:58 PM
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my missus dumped me couple of weeks ago come home to find my stuff in bags stupid beatch.best thing thats happened to me though (apart from getting my scoob) i blame scoobynet
(apart from getting my scoob) i blame scoobynet