Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from
each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

 

Your not kidding, the one I used this summer was feckin useless. Got bitten to death by the little b@st@rds in Spain. So bad in fact I ended up in hospital when I got back.

 

Jeepers! What happened to the other 4?

 

That depends what's on..

 

Good post Telboy!!!

 

[pedant]

That's not strictly true, if you unfold it after each fold you can fold it in half many more times than 7. Pick up a newspaper, fold in half, open it to read it, fold in half again, open to read it, repeat until you get bored

The number of consecutive folds in half without unfolding could be around that number though

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I know how to spell Knew.

 

<runs sobbing to Diablo> He started it!