Laugh, i nearly cried, received this e-mail from a girl called Emma, who for some reason thinks i went ot school with her and also thinks im in the movies

Hi Darren, glad u and family ok! I am okay though London is not so great to live in, never thought I would miss Fareham! Are you working at the moment same job? How is movies going? my autograph collection has grown alot, I go to birningham sci fi fairs alot and others! I am glad you emailed I hope that we can be friends and stay in touch! so is there a women in your life? I am seeing someone. My brother is a dad again Amy had another girl a month ago! My mum and dad are ok. Well take care will enjoy reading the odd emails you may send. emma

Post ur scooby doobey replies here to this pls : and i may send her the best one

 

Reply quoting all your successes in the movies , how you're a multimillionaire etc. etc.

 

You went to Fareham??

Jeez, you must be hard.

Alcazar

 

Tell her you married your Sister

 

Sci Fi Fairs???

Dude she thinks ur a trekkie!

ROFL!

 

Dear Emma,

It was great to hear from you. I am on location in Hawaii at the moment, but maybe when I get back we could get together? Being in the movies has really expanded my horizons... Richard Gere certainly taught me a thing or two. Maybe Amy would like to come along too? Anyway - I look forward to hearing from you. I know a nice hotel that is next door to a pet shop.

regards,

Darren.

 

rofl rofl rofl .... nerd alert ! ... lets get some correspondence going to her ... PMSL !!

 

PC, nice one m8

 

so is there a women in your life? I am seeing someone.

Ask her how long she has been drinking from the furry cup.

UB