A MOTH, ARGGHHHHHHHHH

Sat here on the net, screen attracts large Moth so I swat Moth, Moth lands in my pint (though I didnt notice) of mineral water and I drain the last 1/4 in one go, I realise what has happened as it slides down my throat still fluttering, feel disgusting now and am also about to run upstairs and get my Atkins book to find out what carbs are in a domestic Moth, it was a sizeable one as well, not the little flaky thinks that die on the windowsill and not the big Vulcan bomber nightime bathroom terror ones, somewhere in between.

 

It probably was reading the net with you!! It was fancying a quiet web browse after stomping all over 5 dog turds, 3 cow pats and a drunks vomit ................................. and you go and kill the poor thing!!

Pete

 

eeew nasty.

 

Moths dont bother with Dog Turds, they prefer inspecting red hot light bulbs, dying on window sills and leaving powdery slurges on stuff when you swat them.

 

Thats what YOU think .................... and hope!!

I still favour the dogs turds and stuff myself!!

Pete

 

Mr. Lewis:

"I still favour the dogs turds and stuff myself!!"

Thank you for sharing that piece of information. Be careful, your children will use this kind of information to sanction you and take away your house......

Steve.

 

Oh my god thats disgusting J4CKO. I feel sick now.

 

wonder if it will fully digest, or come out the other end still flapping ???

 

When you do figure out the count, please let us know.

I'm getting a little nutty here not having anything to munch on...

Cheers.

 

I think they have probable got more than enough 'stuff' to do that already....