That would make a great caption competition.....

 

Petter,

'Just modded it a bit to get more cool air to the intercooler'

 

"Now those were what i call twisties!"

 

"I couldn't see the rock... the bonnet scoop was in the way!"

 

lol its the way hes complety wrecked the left arch that gets me

Si

 

Told you reading had too many speed bumps [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

 

I told you a few mods and that intercooler will fit

 

solberg: "There, I told you I could improve it's looks, now give me my fiver!"

 

"What fecking rock ?"

 

Erm, Its a little bit more than a flat tyre.

 

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, DON'T mention my missus when I'm driving. OKAY?"

 

Better get *RUM on the phone

 

"What's French for dentmaster"

 

Looks like not everyone likes the new front lights

[Edited by robertf - 1/30/2003 7:42:32 PM]

 

Petter ,"You're not Nicky Grist are you??"

 

Or rather: Petter: "Your not Derek Ringer, are you!"

 

Slight front end damage, will drive away!

 

Solberg: "Where did we put that locking wheel nut tool?"

 

I think it`ll T-Cut out!!

 

i will make it look like a 206 cos it worked on the ad

 

This is exactly how the car that hit me looked, after it bounced off my rear wing and into the central reservation doing 70mph.

Do you know what he said - 'I didn't see you'

I think his girlfriend was blowing him off at the time, cos he had that strange squint in his his eye when he got out of the car, what I would call 'the vinegar stroke' look!

Maybe thats what was going on here - you just never know these days.

 

"Hello, Subaru Assist."

 

I'm never using the ASDA car park again

 

"I told you, I'll do anything to stop for a p1ss"

 

Oh s**t, look I've only gone and scratched the roof now .....

or

... Look, is that the pub I can see down there?!

 

FOR SALE...

One MY03 WRX STI.

19" Prodrives, Works Suspension, Full Subaru/prodrive team colours and graphics. Approx. 340Bhp. Too many professional modifications to list. First to see will laugh.
Will require new stereo and a little attention to some minor scrapes hence only £125k.

Applications to
Mr. Solberg,
Prodrive, Banbury, Oxon.

Tyre kickers need not apply...

 

"OK who disabled the ABS switch"

 

These engineers never do a proper job...look they forgot to put the front end back on!

 

**Rolf Harris stylee** "Can you guess what it is yet"