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Old Jan 5, 2003 | 11:48 PM
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Sorry read this neologism just once too often.

Its warranty or guarantee NOT warrantee.

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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 08:55 AM
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Blue - I think that was deliberate - some people have started mixing the 2 i.e. Warranty and Gaurantee

I think thats the point
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:36 AM
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Yep, spelling and grammer is **** on hear

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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:40 AM
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Indeed it is.

If another person asks for 'advise', I think I'll cry (he said, waiting for the next post).

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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:43 AM
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I'm shocked at the number of people that manage to loose something insteading of them managing to lose it.....

Still, one cannot always get their spelling perfectly right (or should that be write )
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:44 AM
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Josh - you're not the only one.

There's a big poster at the gym I go to, offering "nutrition advise"

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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:05 AM
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2 b onest i don c the prob if u cud spel proper it wud t8 2 long 2 typ it mayB its gr8 or cul 2 talk this wA?





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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:05 AM
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You've been hanging out with Scooby Si haven't you Matt?
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:10 AM
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No Chris, he's been hanging out with the guys from the adult litteraceeeee course again
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:34 AM
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isnt speeliing none scooby related . Come on get it shifted
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:47 AM
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Im dislexisic so do i get a brake......chris
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:49 AM
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2 b onest i don c the prob if u cud spel proper it wud t8 2 long 2 typ it mayB its gr8 or cul 2 talk this wA
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 11:19 AM
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<shudder> text speak... </shudder>
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 11:20 AM
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DJB

Its should be It's (short for It is)

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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 11:48 AM
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I dont think its fair you having a go at people on hear. Some people may not have the same level of education as you, there schools might not be as good. If people ask for some advise, you shood at least have the decensy to reply without having a go at them. After all their just people!!


























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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 12:12 PM
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<winces>

ouch

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And I'm female - so does that mean I'm exempt?
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 12:13 PM
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 12:56 PM
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Blue - I think that was deliberate - some people have started mixing the 2 i.e. Warranty and Gaurantee

I think thats the point
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I know m8 - it was the thought of spelling warranty with ee - even I am not that bad.



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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 01:39 PM
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P.S. Chris, I refuse to belive that you go to a gym
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 01:44 PM
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Best I've seen was in Cambridge market on a veg stall selling aubergines. They were described as "OBE'S" complete with an apostrophe

I thought it was quite cool, actually

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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 01:53 PM
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some pet hates

advice noun
advise verb

your - belonging to you
you're - your

they're - they are
their - belonging to them
there - not here


here location
hear - sense relatign to ears.

apostrophies used in places where letters have been omitted

bob's (comes from bob his - as in a possession of bob)
bobs - more than one bob.

and the one i hate most of all.

brought - past tense of bring
bought - past tense of buy.

ie. it is impossible to have brought something over the internet, but you may have bought something whilst out shopping and brought it home with you.

Now that I have finished ranting, it is worth noting that I think people should be allowed to make their own mistakes, as has been mentioned, education standards differ enormously. I know what I should write, but often slip up as my typing is attrocious.

I also remember criticising others only to have branko whose native tongue isn't even english to point out that gauge is spelled au not ua!!!

in short, live and let live. (da da da, da da da, duh duh - live and let die entered my head - sorry)
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:14 PM
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DJB:& Josh L: thanks for your posts regarding my spelling error
Parallel Import and warrantees

I must humbly apologise as this was a genuine error due to my inability to spell

I have asked questions, and have had replies from other members and improved my knowledge regarding Scooby matters.

When I am on the road I don’t hoot my horn at learner drivers or when out and about take the **** out of others who are less educated than me.

Kindly do the same.
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 09:39 PM
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here's another one
http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/threa...hreadid=164642
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Old Jan 6, 2003 | 10:54 PM
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Is it not an Americanism? I too have a laugh at some of the spelling on forums, have a look at some of the ones populated by our younger motorist brethren (lax Power) well worth a laff!
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Old Jan 7, 2003 | 07:41 AM
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Is it not an Americanism?
Probably - they can't spell for toffee, so everything becomes phonetic...





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(That's generaliSation - with an S!!!)
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Old Jan 7, 2003 | 09:26 AM
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Although I know all the rules I find that when typing I make stupid mistakes and swap letters/words, miss apostrophes etc etc. If its an E-Mail to my boss I go back, check and correct. If its scoobynet ? Well I spend too much time reading/posting already, so just hit submit anyway

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Old Jan 7, 2003 | 09:52 AM
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And I'm female - so does that mean I'm exempt?
Yes, females are accepted from these rules.

(pet hate 47)
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Old Jan 7, 2003 | 09:58 AM
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Old Jan 13, 2003 | 01:44 PM
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there's no such word as warrantee
Interesting to note that nobody has noticed the fact that there is most certainly such a word as warrantee.

As in most "ee" word endings (employee, mortgagee etc) it's the person something is granted to. Someone that buys or is granted a warranty is a warrantee.
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Old Jan 13, 2003 | 01:51 PM
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surely they would be a warrantyee?

I would have thought if a warrant was issed against someone, that person would be a warrantee.
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