Beware - medical researchers have uncovered a new condition. It is so far incurable, and treatment thus symptomatic. It has not yet been established how it is transmitted, but there are believed to be at least 19,000 cases in the UK alone. This is a psycological condition, so may manifest itself in any person with little warning. The symptoms include (but are not limited to)

1.Expenditure of large sums of money on petrochemical products of an expensive nature.

2.A belief that sufficient power is always 20bhp more than you have.

3.Any bridge or underpass encountered generates a pavlovian reaction, normally winding down the windows, dropping 2 gears and maximum accelleration for no reason otther than noise.

4.A deeply held, but concealed, fear that the Vauxhall Nova next to you may be faster due to the angle of the drivers baseball cap.

5.Blue is best.

If you, or anyone you know, has these symptoms you may be affected. The condition is knows as wrxitis, or stiwrxitis in extreme cases. You can seek further advice from wrxitis@hotmail.com. This is a public service announcement

A. Victim

 

Oh NO!!!

I could be the first offical case?!

 

Dear Doctor,

What about having the letters OMOM imprinted on the heel of yer left hand?

Is that to do with wrxitis or is it another disease like Scaabies?

Cheers,

Azide

 

Just horny. Nothing to worry about, this is quite normal, assuming you drive a nova.

A. Doctor

 

Phew! that was close . . . for a minute there I thought I had the desease untill I read number 5

Is gotta be Silver for me

I find number 3 is directly related to the loss of 3 pet cats!

Bob