Originally Posted by scoobyboy1

Mate told me a classic. He said he come home from work to find oil on the driveway, all down the car absolutely everywhere, So he walks in the house to ask his missus whats been going on, and why outside the house is full of car oil. His missus told him that she had tried to put oil in the engine as the engine oil light had come on the dash and because he was not at home at the time, she would give it ago(how hard can it be)

Anyway he went outside with her, popped the bonnet of the car to see oil all over the engine, His missus lifted the dip-stick out and said "how stupid is that, how you supposed to get oil in a little hole like that"

Originally Posted by LuckyWelshchap

The bar maid once took a call (cue silence in the bar) and shouted "John, Mike Hunt will see you in the Car Park out the back in 10 minutes".

Cue roars of laughter.

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Originally Posted by scoobyboy1

Mate told me a classic. He said he come home from work to find oil on the driveway, all down the car absolutely everywhere, So he walks in the house to ask his missus whats been going on, and why outside the house is full of car oil. His missus told him that she had tried to put oil in the engine as the engine oil light had come on the dash and because he was not at home at the time, she would give it ago(how hard can it be)

Anyway he went outside with her, popped the bonnet of the car to see oil all over the engine, His missus lifted the dip-stick out and said "how stupid is that, how you supposed to get oil in a little hole like that"