its a win win situation for the uk.

do what the u.s. did to the irish imigrants.

when the polish/Romanians etc arrive make them a citizen at the port, make them join the army to fight for their new country and ship them straight off to Syria.

 

Could you attempt to justify your rant? It comes across as a stream of non sensical waffle.

Mr Ordinary? So Dave the overweight accountant will save the day while those with athlete fitness levels, Army training, martial arts since aged 11, etc would somehow keel over? Is that because Dave got to level 5 of some computer game once?

You may have to explain yourself...

My brother in law was a sniper and weapons tester. We're unbeatable as a team at paint-balling ;-)

 

Will you lot stop taking the **** out of Mattee as I am sure with his vast wordly experience he'd be ushered straight in as a General if he were required.

 

Kill a man with his little finger

 

General Cannon-Fodder

 

Just seen a black shape moving stealth stylee through my garden.

Thought it was Matteeboy the Ninja at first, but was just my cat

 

He's deadly, trained with these bad asses you know.

 

 

The one with the nunchucks (SP?) was priceless!

 

bloke with the nunchucks looked lethal

(to himself, but lethal nonetheless)


if you could just bottle that self confidence!!!

 

I dunno Les; I had a soft spot for the uniforms!

 

Naah, I'm too valuable on the front line to be a desk jockey

 

Wow, you are totally qualified then!

 

Come on Dave, surely you're sharper than that?

 

Am I? Surely you'd know exactly how sharp though so why don't you tell me? I'm intrigued as to what your Brother-In-Law has to do with it? Its not like you are related to the point you have any of his genes, or are you

 

Jesus H Christ Dave, I was royally taking the ****. Insert random vaguely related fact, spin into a completely irrelevant statement.

I don't think any ability in paintballing is generally noted in Forces selection...

 

Mattee is Cornish.

 

Oh Mattee, and I thought you were seious

 

That's the thing, I wouldn't put anything past him in terms of being serious.

 

I mix the two up at random to keep you antagonizers guessing.

It's a rather fun game that a few on here "get" but most tend to find themselves a bit lost.

 

Everyone is related to each other in Cornwall! It's worse than Eastenders down there.

 

The fly in the ointment is - I moved from Surrey when I was 14. I will not be "Cornish" until I've lived here for at least 257 years.

 

We should all go abroad and fight for our country. We'd then all get killed and leave Britain to the Muslims.

They're already taking over slowly, this would just speed up the process.

 

One thing that get's me more vocal than anything else is people who say this country is a ****hole.

It is so far from being a ****hole, that comment is not even subjective..... let alone objective.

 

NO!

Please don't go.

If you leave Britain and let us take over then we'll only start sectarian bull and turn the country into a colder version of Syria (with worse food too).

Plus we need you guys around otherwise we won't feel important anymore

 

FCUCKING OUTSTANDING AS EVER . Come on Shaid you can do much better than that, if you can't well !!!! Give me a break

 

I hope if there is a war it destroys this thread first.

Gay

Mick

 

The above is one of the best ideas ever!

I was in the army cadets for a few years and loved it. I would join the army in a second but the wife doesnt want me to. Also i disagree with fighting other peoples wars. Id happily defend our country.

What is the difference between gassing a few people or shooting them or blowing them up? Killing is killing and if thats what they want to do then so be it.

Can we have your oil please.

 

Nearly 14 years in the regular Army now mate and counting, most TA's aren't worth an Arab's left hand. But at least you could roundhouse kick the nuclear bomb the Russians would send over.

Still I laughed at your original post so maybe you could be morale for the lads

 

Go and walk round parts of Birmingham mate you would soon change your mind

The fact is not many people are 'proud to be British' anymore. And we run round the rest of the world sticking our noses into other people's problems (after the govournment lies to everybody)starting wars with every country that has a chance of a couple of drops of oil.
Wars which the country cannot afford to be fighting

Did we not learn anything from the afghan and Iraq wars????

I do still stand by what I said

And if I could afford to leave I'd be on a plane tomorrow.