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Old 28 August 2013, 04:03 PM
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its a win win situation for the uk.

do what the u.s. did to the irish imigrants.

when the polish/Romanians etc arrive make them a citizen at the port, make them join the army to fight for their new country and ship them straight off to Syria.
Old 28 August 2013, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Moz_Rb5
F*cking classic

Just above an action man figure, slightly lower than the TA
Originally Posted by mrmadcap
You action man types will be squealing like little babies if the **** did hit the fan, Mr Ordinary will pull you out of the ****, pat you on the head, wipe your snotty little nose and then get down to real business..
Could you attempt to justify your rant? It comes across as a stream of non sensical waffle.

Mr Ordinary? So Dave the overweight accountant will save the day while those with athlete fitness levels, Army training, martial arts since aged 11, etc would somehow keel over? Is that because Dave got to level 5 of some computer game once?

You may have to explain yourself...

My brother in law was a sniper and weapons tester. We're unbeatable as a team at paint-balling ;-)
Old 28 August 2013, 04:25 PM
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Will you lot stop taking the **** out of Mattee as I am sure with his vast wordly experience he'd be ushered straight in as a General if he were required.
Old 28 August 2013, 04:32 PM
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Kill a man with his little finger
Old 28 August 2013, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Will you lot stop taking the **** out of Mattee as I am sure with his vast wordly experience he'd be ushered straight in as a General if he were required.
General Cannon-Fodder
Old 28 August 2013, 04:45 PM
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Just seen a black shape moving stealth stylee through my garden.

Thought it was Matteeboy the Ninja at first, but was just my cat
Old 28 August 2013, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
Kill a man with his little finger
He's deadly, trained with these bad asses you know.


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Old 28 August 2013, 05:06 PM
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Old 28 August 2013, 05:12 PM
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The one with the nunchucks (SP?) was priceless!
Old 28 August 2013, 05:15 PM
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bloke with the nunchucks looked lethal

(to himself, but lethal nonetheless)


if you could just bottle that self confidence!!!
Old 28 August 2013, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie

If it had not been for the British spirit and the outstanding leadership of Sir Winston we would be living under the jackboot right now and I can assure you that you would not like that very much!

Les
I dunno Les; I had a soft spot for the uniforms!
Old 28 August 2013, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Will you lot stop taking the **** out of Mattee as I am sure with his vast wordly experience he'd be ushered straight in as a General if he were required.
Naah, I'm too valuable on the front line to be a desk jockey
Old 28 August 2013, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
My brother in law was a sniper and weapons tester. We're unbeatable as a team at paint-balling ;-)
Wow, you are totally qualified then!
Old 28 August 2013, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Wow, you are totally qualified then!
Come on Dave, surely you're sharper than that?
Old 28 August 2013, 06:21 PM
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Am I? Surely you'd know exactly how sharp though so why don't you tell me? I'm intrigued as to what your Brother-In-Law has to do with it? Its not like you are related to the point you have any of his genes, or are you

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Old 28 August 2013, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Am I? Surely you'd know exactly how sharp though so why don't you tell me? I'm intrigued as to what your Brother-In-Law has to do with it? Its not like you are related to the point you have any of his genes, or are you
Jesus H Christ Dave, I was royally taking the ****. Insert random vaguely related fact, spin into a completely irrelevant statement.

I don't think any ability in paintballing is generally noted in Forces selection...
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Am I? Surely you'd know exactly how sharp though so why don't you tell me? I'm intrigued as to what your Brother-In-Law has to do with it? Its not like you are related to the point you have any of his genes, or are you
Mattee is Cornish.
Old 28 August 2013, 06:33 PM
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Oh Mattee, and I thought you were seious
Old 28 August 2013, 06:41 PM
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That's the thing, I wouldn't put anything past him in terms of being serious.

Originally Posted by JTaylor
Mattee is Cornish.
Old 28 August 2013, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
That's the thing, I wouldn't put anything past him in terms of being serious.

I mix the two up at random to keep you antagonizers guessing.

It's a rather fun game that a few on here "get" but most tend to find themselves a bit lost.
Old 28 August 2013, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Mattee is Cornish.
Everyone is related to each other in Cornwall! It's worse than Eastenders down there.
Old 28 August 2013, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Everyone is related to each other in Cornwall! It's worse than Eastenders down there.
The fly in the ointment is - I moved from Surrey when I was 14. I will not be "Cornish" until I've lived here for at least 257 years.
Old 28 August 2013, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
If we were all not prepared to defend our own country from attack then we would deserve to be subjugated by another country which just walked in and took us over.

If it had not been for the British spirit and the outstanding leadership of Sir Winston we would be living under the jackboot right now and I can assure you that you would not like that very much!

Les
We should all go abroad and fight for our country. We'd then all get killed and leave Britain to the Muslims.

They're already taking over slowly, this would just speed up the process.
Old 28 August 2013, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by dazzaturbo
This country is a ****hole anyway
One thing that get's me more vocal than anything else is people who say this country is a ****hole.

It is so far from being a ****hole, that comment is not even subjective..... let alone objective.
Old 28 August 2013, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
We should all go abroad and fight for our country. We'd then all get killed and leave Britain to the Muslims.

They're already taking over slowly, this would just speed up the process.
NO!

Please don't go.

If you leave Britain and let us take over then we'll only start sectarian bull and turn the country into a colder version of Syria (with worse food too).

Plus we need you guys around otherwise we won't feel important anymore
Old 28 August 2013, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaid
NO!

Please don't go.

If you leave Britain and let us take over then we'll only start sectarian bull and turn the country into a colder version of Syria (with worse food too).

Plus we need you guys around otherwise we won't feel important anymore
FCUCKING OUTSTANDING AS EVER . Come on Shaid you can do much better than that, if you can't well !!!! Give me a break
Old 28 August 2013, 09:39 PM
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I hope if there is a war it destroys this thread first.

Gay

Mick
Old 28 August 2013, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
its a win win situation for the uk.

do what the u.s. did to the irish imigrants.

when the polish/Romanians etc arrive make them a citizen at the port, make them join the army to fight for their new country and ship them straight off to Syria.
The above is one of the best ideas ever!

I was in the army cadets for a few years and loved it. I would join the army in a second but the wife doesnt want me to. Also i disagree with fighting other peoples wars. Id happily defend our country.

What is the difference between gassing a few people or shooting them or blowing them up? Killing is killing and if thats what they want to do then so be it.

Can we have your oil please.
Old 28 August 2013, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Could you attempt to justify your rant? It comes across as a stream of non sensical waffle.

Mr Ordinary? So Dave the overweight accountant will save the day while those with athlete fitness levels, Army training, martial arts since aged 11, etc would somehow keel over? Is that because Dave got to level 5 of some computer game once?

You may have to explain yourself...

My brother in law was a sniper and weapons tester. We're unbeatable as a team at paint-balling ;-)
Nearly 14 years in the regular Army now mate and counting, most TA's aren't worth an Arab's left hand. But at least you could roundhouse kick the nuclear bomb the Russians would send over.

Still I laughed at your original post so maybe you could be morale for the lads
Old 28 August 2013, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaun
One thing that get's me more vocal than anything else is people who say this country is a ****hole.

It is so far from being a ****hole, that comment is not even subjective..... let alone objective.
Go and walk round parts of Birmingham mate you would soon change your mind

The fact is not many people are 'proud to be British' anymore. And we run round the rest of the world sticking our noses into other people's problems (after the govournment lies to everybody)starting wars with every country that has a chance of a couple of drops of oil.
Wars which the country cannot afford to be fighting

Did we not learn anything from the afghan and Iraq wars????

I do still stand by what I said

And if I could afford to leave I'd be on a plane tomorrow.


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