line em up and blow em out, its getting laid with 0 effort.

whats not to like, dam i reactivating my account.............

 

 

Ahh, the 'Zoolander im really really really really good looking' pout women do. Awesome

 

I give you the high flying camera duck face combo.....



Hides the double chin
Makes small boobies look bigger
Hides the spare tyre/beer belly


I Still wouldn't say no though

 

This is a good one:

The "I'm shy, but dress like a stripper"




Possible reasons:

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
or an outside chance of being Married/wants a bit on the side

I would say no on that one.

 

thats a bloke!!!!

 

This is what I like to call the "best asset" pose



Usually found on the dating profile picture of just an **** or clevage picture.

Possible reasons:

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
Thats the only good looking part.

Normally I'd say no, but with a gap like that I'd make and exception

 

It did cross my mind, the text did say 'she' was a Milf

....Does the 'M' stand for "mum" or "man"

 

Munter probably!

 

Have a look at a 'dating' site called ''Forget Dinner''... it makes POF and Match look positively classy and upmarket!