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Old 10 July 2012, 12:55 PM
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Old 10 July 2012, 12:59 PM
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Old 10 July 2012, 01:10 PM
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Combustion **** Socks
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Old 10 July 2012, 01:18 PM
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Combustion **** Socks!

That's got some genuine kinetic energy to it.

I howled!

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Old 10 July 2012, 01:24 PM
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God Shes fkin ugly.I wouldnt touch that with a stolen dick.
No suprise shes got a couple of n1glets either

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Old 10 July 2012, 01:32 PM
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The word niglet/s makes me cry.

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Old 10 July 2012, 01:37 PM
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I could waffle on as I am apt to do but Green Day said it better than I ever could, with less words,

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a TV"
Old 10 July 2012, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by legacy_gtb
little tw@s to get theyre compo and free housing...where as the more intelligent and successful people

all these little ****** get dragged up by theyre f*ck wit donut parents

Ironic post of the day WINNER!
Old 10 July 2012, 01:53 PM
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Have i created irony or just highlighted it??????
Old 10 July 2012, 01:56 PM
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Created it
Old 10 July 2012, 01:59 PM
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Dont quite see how????
Old 10 July 2012, 02:05 PM
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Hey Joz did you get that no plate?
Slight post hijack (sorry)
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What, "EA51 JOZ"?

No. Wouldn't be able to handle the 'vanity'.
Old 10 July 2012, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
What, "EA51 JOZ"?

No. Wouldn't be able to handle the 'vanity'.
Would be ideal if you were known for being laid back or sexually promiscuous
Old 10 July 2012, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Why don't they do the father for statutory rape?

dl
Look at the race of her children, then take a WILD guess, LOL.
Old 10 July 2012, 04:30 PM
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< catty >

I thought he wasn't done for rape because he was registered as blind*.


*Well with a face like that you'd have to be....unless there was a power cut at night.


< /catty >
Old 10 July 2012, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by crookedvulture
Would be ideal if you were known for being laid back or sexually promiscuous
Indeed. Good job I'm not a bird


Be interesting if a slag by the name of Joscelyn, bought it.

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Old 10 July 2012, 05:14 PM
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These people will always exist. If they aren't given a certain standard of living them crime would increase significantly. If you think about it we pay are taxes so they don't rob us.

I also find it amusing that because she is ugly to the point of borderline disfigured it somehow makes her behaviour worse. If she looked like Natelie Portman in Leon with two kids would we be quite so vicious?
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Yes, because if she looked like Ms Portman she'd make ten times her benefit dole out by being an escort. Failing that, she'd have latched on to a sugar daddy not long after she turned legal

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Old 10 July 2012, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlh
Britain's youngest mother insists getting pregnant at 12 after a one night stand was 'the smartest thing I ever did' - because she's now a size 6 and can go clubbing with her friends


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ing-I-did.html

FFS.
She has a point , but not in the way she thinks. I was 18 when i got my girlfriend pregnant. It made a man of me , bought a cheap house (no such thing these days) , got married , paid of mortgage all before i turned 30. And obviously got a beautiful daughter aswell ! who is 15 , and me and the wife have the freedom that most 30 ish. with kids wouldnt.

All that with no scrounging , which i am sure she cant admit. In my case it was the best thing that ever happened to me , but her case ? Not quite the same.
Old 10 July 2012, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by crookedvulture
God Shes fkin ugly.I wouldnt touch that with a stolen dick.
No suprise shes got a couple of n1glets either
I know I shouldn't but, sorry

She is one very old looking 22 and a size 6, who is she kidding. Actually she looks a bit like Sloth off The Goonies Lazy, good for nothing scumbag, scrounger.
Old 10 July 2012, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by legacy_gtb
Dont quite see how????
Youre grammer
Old 10 July 2012, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
Youre grammer

Wonderful

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DL, I'm guessing Ant was being deliberately ironic with his post - so as to emphasise to legacy gtb, his 'faux pas'....

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Originally Posted by joz8968
DL, I'm guessing Ant was being deliberately ironic with his post - so as to emphasise to legacy gtb, his 'faux pas'....
Spectacularly missing the irony there wasn't he? Next he'll be telling us New Labour are socialists
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Old 10 July 2012, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
DL, I'm guessing Ant was being deliberately ironic with his post - so as to emphasise to legacy gtb, his 'faux pas'....
I did wonder that - especially with youre

In which case my reply should be seen as admiration

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