Originally Posted by yabbadoo4

i can imagine the scene: tommy: "fancy something to eat?" tommys pof date : "sure that sounds good" tommy: "ok i was thinking a meal for 2?" pof date: " sure thing" tommy: " thats me sorted then what are you gonna have?"

Originally Posted by Emmaroids

Thats exactly what happened

Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46

lol funny as **** his thread is now . some funny responses aswelll , emma hows ur date with tommy ??

Originally Posted by SiPie

Total wind up thread IMHO...

ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...


If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????

I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f

Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging

God help men

Si
(very drunk....)

Originally Posted by Lee247

Sting, I wish I could post this well when drunk

tubby sounds so much like pslewis, it's unreal. emmaroids sound so much like tubby, it's unreal, as for the text speak, it's unreal

Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46

oh i never knew that u having me on then ??

Originally Posted by tubbytommy

So im a fat ****** and me and emmaroids are the same person?.
Jesus have you been on the pop

Originally Posted by Lee247

Really!!! I think not. I am probably doing Lewis a diservice, as he was funny Oh and yes, you and emmaroids are the same person

Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46

lol funny as **** his thread is now . some funny responses aswelll , emma hows ur date with tommy ??

Originally Posted by Lee247

Really!!! I think not. I am probably doing Lewis a diservice, as he was funny Oh and yes, you and emmaroids are the same person

Originally Posted by Emmaroids

Went really well, went Maccy d's, Kfc and Little Chef after ******* at my local meeting place



Mangina ftw

Originally Posted by Lee247

Nice one.
Apologies if you are a real lady. There has been loads of pretenders over the years

Originally Posted by Lee247

Nice one.
Apologies if you are a real lady. There has been loads of pretenders over the years

Originally Posted by tubbytommy

Unless she tucked it in real well i can confirm she is female,would'nt use the description lady though.

Originally Posted by Emmaroids

That's ok I'm all women believe me..pmt, cook, clean, general weaker species (apparantly ) and having to wear tena lady when I laugh or sneeze!!



Rude, you're just jealous that i can drink you under the table you big pusseh

Originally Posted by tubbytommy

oooohhh is that a challenge?? didnt you drop a spill a drink all over me last time???

Originally Posted by Emmaroids

It was your drink, my glass was still full Challenge accepted!!

Originally Posted by s13silvia

OMG are you serious?? If you have to ask on an online forum it's time to accept that there's a 9/10 chance you'll be a lifelong virgin until you can afford the cash to get laid

Originally Posted by tubbytommy

Lol take a wild guess

Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46

lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then

Originally Posted by Lee247

So get her bloody well asked then. She might shock you when she says yes

Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46

im gonna ask hwer if she wants a game of pool at the weekend or go the the cinema as i want to watch american pie the reunion so il ask her if she wants to go n see it with me ha ... but yeh im just gonna go for it mate i've got nothing to loose aprt from being told NO lol

Originally Posted by SCOOBYOLS46

lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then

Originally Posted by davegtt

So after 7 pages of ****e you decide to go with my initial suggestion in post #6 and do the pool thing. Easy game this pulling lark

Originally Posted by DYK

blue *****