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Apr 21, 2012 | 06:39 PM

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i can imagine the scene: tommy: "fancy something to eat?" tommys pof date : "sure that sounds good" tommy: "ok i was thinking a meal for 2?" pof date: " sure thing" tommy: " thats me sorted then what are you gonna have?"

Thats exactly what happened

Apr 21, 2012 | 06:41 PM

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Thats exactly what happened

how rude, your just upset because i wouldnt sleep with you on a first date

Apr 21, 2012 | 07:59 PM

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lol funny as **** his thread is now . some funny responses aswelll , emma hows ur date with tommy ??

Apr 21, 2012 | 08:00 PM

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lol funny as **** his thread is now . some funny responses aswelll , emma hows ur date with tommy ??

emma is actually my fiance, it went well!!

Apr 21, 2012 | 08:21 PM

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oh i never knew that u having me on then ??

Apr 21, 2012 | 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SiPie

Total wind up thread IMHO...

ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...

If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????

I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f

Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging

God help men

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Sting, I wish I could post this well when drunk

tubby sounds so much like pslewis, it's unreal. emmaroids sound so much like tubby, it's unreal, as for the text speak, it's unreal

Apr 21, 2012 | 11:26 PM

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I've never heard pslewis talk about women, only his pension, his houses, his cheap car, his well paid job.

I had assumed he was a 'confirmed bachelor'

Apr 22, 2012 | 12:09 AM

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@TT just do what I do. I tell them I am big boned and have a glandular problem. That shuts the skinny ******* up pretty sharpish.

Apr 22, 2012 | 12:16 AM

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Sting, I wish I could post this well when drunk

tubby sounds so much like pslewis, it's unreal. emmaroids sound so much like tubby, it's unreal, as for the text speak, it's unreal

So im a fat ****** and me and emmaroids are the same person?.
Jesus have you been on the pop

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Apr 22, 2012 | 12:24 AM

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oh i never knew that u having me on then ??

Lol take a wild guess

Apr 22, 2012 | 12:42 AM

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So im a fat ****** and me and emmaroids are the same person?.
Jesus have you been on the pop

Really!!! I think not. I am probably doing Lewis a diservice, as he was funny

Oh and yes, you and emmaroids are the same person

Apr 22, 2012 | 12:45 AM

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Really!!! I think not. I am probably doing Lewis a diservice, as he was funny

Oh and yes, you and emmaroids are the same person

Really. Dam and no doubt im a skinny bloke too. Busted lol

Apr 22, 2012 | 02:13 PM

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lol funny as **** his thread is now . some funny responses aswelll , emma hows ur date with tommy ??

Went really well, went Maccy d's, Kfc and Little Chef after ******* at my local meeting place

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Really!!! I think not. I am probably doing Lewis a diservice, as he was funny

Oh and yes, you and emmaroids are the same person

Mangina ftw

Apr 22, 2012 | 02:25 PM

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Dam this logging in and out to talk to myself!!

Apr 22, 2012 | 06:52 PM

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Went really well, went Maccy d's, Kfc and Little Chef after ******* at my local meeting place

Mangina ftw

Nice one.
Apologies if you are a real lady. There has been loads of pretenders over the years

Apr 22, 2012 | 06:57 PM

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Nice one.
Apologies if you are a real lady. There has been loads of pretenders over the years

Unless she tucked it in real well i can confirm she is female,would'nt use the description lady though.

Apr 22, 2012 | 07:19 PM

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Nice one.
Apologies if you are a real lady. There has been loads of pretenders over the years

That's ok

I'm all women believe me..pmt, cook, clean, general weaker species (apparantly

) and having to wear tena lady when I laugh or sneeze!!

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Unless she tucked it in real well i can confirm she is female,would'nt use the description lady though.

Rude, you're just jealous that i can drink you under the table you big pusseh

Apr 22, 2012 | 07:29 PM

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That's ok

I'm all women believe me..pmt, cook, clean, general weaker species (apparantly

) and having to wear tena lady when I laugh or sneeze!!

Rude, you're just jealous that i can drink you under the table you big pusseh

oooohhh is that a challenge?? didnt you drop a spill a drink all over me last time???

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Apr 22, 2012 | 07:45 PM

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oooohhh is that a challenge?? didnt you drop a spill a drink all over me last time???

It was your drink, my glass was still full

Challenge accepted!!

Apr 22, 2012 | 08:09 PM

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It was your drink, my glass was still full

Challenge accepted!!

game on! but you were so drunk you spilled it

Apr 22, 2012 | 08:21 PM

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OMG are you serious??

If you have to ask on an online forum it's time to accept that there's a 9/10 chance you'll be a lifelong virgin until you can afford the cash to get laid

Apr 22, 2012 | 11:48 PM

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OMG are you serious??

If you have to ask on an online forum it's time to accept that there's a 9/10 chance you'll be a lifelong virgin until you can afford the cash to get laid

lol of course im a virgin mate my *** is cos im nt gay lol .. , i've had my time getting around n i have found the perfect one that i want spend my life with nothing wrong with that is there or isit a crime to ask what everyone else does for a first date lol ?? exactly shut up then

Apr 22, 2012 | 11:49 PM

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Lol take a wild guess

defo having me on very funny fat boy lol

Apr 23, 2012 | 12:01 AM

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So get her bloody well asked then. She might shock you when she says yes

Apr 23, 2012 | 05:46 PM

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So get her bloody well asked then. She might shock you when she says yes

im gonna ask hwer if she wants a game of pool at the weekend or go the the cinema as i want to watch american pie the reunion so il ask her if she wants to go n see it with me ha ... but yeh im just gonna go for it mate i've got nothing to loose aprt from being told NO lol

Apr 23, 2012 | 05:52 PM

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get her number and indulge in a bit of text flirting, cant go wrong with this method, cinema is a crap first date as you cant talk, pool is a better idea.

see i can be serious!!