Asking a girl out to be girlfreind
At last, someone talking sense. I thought the OP was about 10 at first and was using his Dad's account. What a spack thread.
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Truthfully in this shallow world, if you don't look too backwards, you dress yourself with no help from your mum or little sister and have a job (Aldi and Lidl not included) then you are possibly onto a winner.
If you just tell her you would like to take her out on a date *input selected activity* I'm sure she would say yes. Maybe a picture of your fine self will help the situation
If you just tell her you would like to take her out on a date *input selected activity* I'm sure she would say yes. Maybe a picture of your fine self will help the situation
To the OP and massiv innt, NOT A PIC OF YOUR ****!
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I may be a tad long in the tooth, but even at the ripe old age of 46, i'm still able to pull girls half my age if i so desired.
The key to success is to be able to spot the ones that are interested and not waste time on those that arn't, unless you have a bag full of charm, or in the case of this lot a bottle full of rohypnol (sp).
Let's be honest, if the op had a cat in hell's chance he wouldn't need to ask the question, he'd already be chock up ta bollax.
The key to success is to be able to spot the ones that are interested and not waste time on those that arn't, unless you have a bag full of charm, or in the case of this lot a bottle full of rohypnol (sp).
Let's be honest, if the op had a cat in hell's chance he wouldn't need to ask the question, he'd already be chock up ta bollax.
Do you think at 22 he can get his hands on roofies. He may have to improvise with oven cleaner on a rag. Little pungent but i think that will help him.
Is it technically rock bottom posting that type of question(the original post) on an internet troll breeding ground or are we some sort of unaware participant in a panorama internet bullying documentary. Hi Ann.... nice ****!
(now off to cut my stupid hand off that typed that **** about her)
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this one is for keeps mate i have had enough of messing around now and want to settle down it's not alll about the 4 f's find em figer **** em forget em i want one for life and this one i like is for life i reckon mate she knows it aswell bless her im going to ask her on a date wen i see her next !
this one is for keeps mate i have had enough of messing around now and want to settle down it's not alll about the 4 f's find em figer **** em forget em i want one for life and this one i like is for life i reckon mate she knows it aswell bless her im going to ask her on a date wen i see her next !
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Total wind up thread IMHO...
ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
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ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
(very drunk....)
Total wind up thread IMHO...
ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
(very drunk....)
ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
(very drunk....)
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Total wind up thread IMHO...
ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
(very drunk....)
ie. Robsyuk posted some nonsense up and dragged it out to x pages so I can do that too...
If the 'yoof' have to ask on a car BBS how to find a 'mate' then what feckin chance does the human race have????
I was chasing everything that didn't wear rugby boots or had a Kevin Keegan perm when I was a rutting roe and now the pathetic post up asking how to ask one to be their g/f
Sorry if this sounds harsh but you've reached the bottom of the gene pool and carried on digging
God help men
Si
(very drunk....)
Take her out shopping, all girls like shopping! Before you do just subtly drop it into a conversation you are going out for a new pair of 'Y fronts' and fancy coming along. Then grab a casual bite to eat!
If she is a boring **** then no foul and money saved
Just when out shopping do not go into Boots for a packet of Banana flavoured ribbed condoms.....
over 12 yrs ltr i still have mine [bitch]
If she is a boring **** then no foul and money saved
Just when out shopping do not go into Boots for a packet of Banana flavoured ribbed condoms.....
over 12 yrs ltr i still have mine [bitch]
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Take her out shopping, all girls like shopping! Before you do just subtly drop it into a conversation you are going out for a new pair of 'Y fronts' and fancy coming along. Then grab a casual bite to eat!
If she is a boring **** then no foul and money saved
Just when out shopping do not go into Boots for a packet of Banana flavoured ribbed condoms.....
over 12 yrs ltr i still have mine [bitch]
If she is a boring **** then no foul and money saved
Just when out shopping do not go into Boots for a packet of Banana flavoured ribbed condoms.....
over 12 yrs ltr i still have mine [bitch]
I remember when i was in Czech with then my new GF(she is CZ btw) and we drove into town,for some reason i had this thinking that i knew where i was going and didn't listen to her direction.That's it i said we will park here and get a tram or walk into town.Parks car gets out only to then notice i had parked right next to an Adult sex store.I turned and looked at her she looked at me,and we just both burst out laughing.I said to her looks like i knew where i was going after all...
this one is for keeps mate i have had enough of messing around now and want to settle down it's not alll about the 4 f's find em figer **** em forget em i want one for life and this one i like is for life i reckon mate she knows it aswell bless her im going to ask her on a date wen i see her next !
You've not even began to live yet, and barely out of puberty, and you want to settle down.
You should be smashing the doors in on anything with a pulse for at least the next 5yrs and closer to 10 before even considering settling down.
I see a midlife crisis and divorce by 40, then you will start cruising wine bars and clubs and and internet freak dating sites like pof, and wind up like a lot of the sad ******* on here, overwheight, undersexed,or is that BFU reminising about an imagined sexual encounters on the internet with **** in hand.
So not much different to now, apart from the bald, fat and ugly ugly part, it's no wonder you can't find a girlfriend.
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Here's an idea for a first date!
Ask her if she knows the difference between a ***** & a chicken leg.
When she says no, ask her if she wants to go on a picnic.
Ask her if she knows the difference between a ***** & a chicken leg.
When she says no, ask her if she wants to go on a picnic.
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this one is for keeps mate i have had enough of messing around now and want to settle down it's not alll about the 4 f's find em figer **** em forget em i want one for life and this one i like is for life i reckon mate she knows it aswell bless her im going to ask her on a date wen i see her next !
So your 22 and looking for a "keeper".
You've not even began to live yet, and barely out of puberty, and you want to settle down.
You should be smashing the doors in on anything with a pulse for at least the next 5yrs and closer to 10 before even considering settling down.
I see a midlife crisis and divorce by 40, then you will start cruising wine bars and clubs and and internet freak dating sites like pof, and wind up like a lot of the sad ******* on here, overwheight, undersexed,or is that BFU reminising about an imagined sexual encounters on the internet with **** in hand.
So not much different to now, apart from the bald, fat and ugly ugly part, it's no wonder you can't find a girlfriend.
You've not even began to live yet, and barely out of puberty, and you want to settle down.
You should be smashing the doors in on anything with a pulse for at least the next 5yrs and closer to 10 before even considering settling down.
I see a midlife crisis and divorce by 40, then you will start cruising wine bars and clubs and and internet freak dating sites like pof, and wind up like a lot of the sad ******* on here, overwheight, undersexed,or is that BFU reminising about an imagined sexual encounters on the internet with **** in hand.
So not much different to now, apart from the bald, fat and ugly ugly part, it's no wonder you can't find a girlfriend.
Tell that to your doctor and see what he/she says, funny thing is most people who are overweight always bang on about losing some, or are on a diet or going on one, and defensive about it.
But don't get me wrong if your happy thats all that counts, it's not me so what do i care, i'm all for saving the whales.
And as for the finger, i suggest you use it to examine your prostate.
But don't get me wrong if your happy thats all that counts, it's not me so what do i care, i'm all for saving the whales.
And as for the finger, i suggest you use it to examine your prostate.
