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Old 20 April 2012, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by yabbadoo4
nobodys too chubby for loving bud so dont worry, the only prob is you need to find a skinny chick as another girl your size and you wouldnt get close enough to each other to get jiggy (plus skinny chicks wont nick the chips off your plate so its all good)
i never thought of that, im after a skinny model then!

no women gets between me and my chips!!!
Old 20 April 2012, 12:07 PM
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youll never get a woman with that attitude man! lol. know what you mean tho a mixed kebab an garlic mayo after a few bevvies is an almost religious experience!
Old 20 April 2012, 12:18 PM
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well thanks for all the ladies advice, now with my new found knowledge i have joined a dating website.

anyone scoobynet ladies up for some fun (not you emmaroids)

feel free to message me

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=36476133

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Old 20 April 2012, 12:19 PM
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this thread is too funny to be real. i need to pee or im going to be sat in a puddle
Old 20 April 2012, 12:22 PM
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just dont ask any of them to " be your girlfriend" lol.
Old 20 April 2012, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by yabbadoo4
just dont ask any of them to " be your girlfriend" lol.
i asked emmaroids once but she said no your too fecking fat
Old 20 April 2012, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
i asked emmaroids once but she said no your too fecking fat
You kept nicking my chips from my happy meal plus the coilies won't be able to stand the weight of jiggy jiggy in my sooobarooo
Old 20 April 2012, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
You kept nicking my chips from my happy meal plus the coilies won't be able to stand the weight of jiggy jiggy in my sooobarooo
And i lurved you too. Fancy another date if i dont nick your chips??
No **** though i aint easy
Old 20 April 2012, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
And i lurved you too. Fancy another date if i dont nick your chips??
No **** though i aint easy
Hmmm maybe but if we go for something to eat at least chew between bites.. Cheeky bum poke then??
Old 20 April 2012, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Hmmm maybe but if we go for something to eat at least chew between bites.. Cheeky bum poke then??
Will you be my girlfriend??
Old 20 April 2012, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
Will you be my girlfriend??
Haha **** punt coming your way, you big fapping geyher
Old 20 April 2012, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Haha **** punt coming your way, you big fapping geyher

The pof ladies are loving me!! Your loss, got 5 dates lined up already.
Old 20 April 2012, 02:00 PM
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Hey Tommy mate, you need to get a room.
Preferably one with no windows and lots and lots of nice soft padding
Old 20 April 2012, 02:04 PM
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I think he has plenty of padding by the sounds of it

The women on POF are desperate, hence being on there in the first place. They will literally go for anything.
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This is what you wants Tubster:



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Originally Posted by Carlh
This is what you wants Tubster:



i think she has messaged me on pof!!!
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Originally Posted by Carlh
This is what you wants Tubster:


Now that is a nice pair of burgers
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I think he has plenty of padding by the sounds of it

The women on POF are desperate, hence being on there in the first place. They will literally go for anything.
this is what im counting on...........
Old 20 April 2012, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Blue by You
Hey Tommy mate, you need to get a room.
Preferably one with no windows and lots and lots of nice soft padding
the things you do when your bored! on the plus side i've sorted my catch can.
Old 20 April 2012, 02:17 PM
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Theyre the girls who tell themselves they want a relationship and turn to the net to find a nice guy, after a week or so of fun they say they dont want anything more because they are still hurting and hung up on their ex. Its brilliant, saves the hassle of palming them off yourself Dirty slags
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Theyre the girls who tell themselves they want a relationship and turn to the net to find a nice guy, after a week or so of fun they say they dont want anything more because they are still hurting and hung up on their ex. Its brilliant, saves the hassle of palming them off yourself Dirty slags
it just keeps getting better!! im too shy though but ill give it a go!
Old 20 April 2012, 02:19 PM
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lool dude you aint got **** to loose and you'd rather attempt askin her out instead of waiting for someone else to take her!
Old 20 April 2012, 02:54 PM
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Dave I dabbled on POF a few years back and like you found it full of dirty women who wanted to leave some residue on my rod of doom.

If I was singled I'd have another go, but definitely use a fake name next time. Be warned there are a fair few wrongens on there. Sometimes you dont notice until you've finished boinking them.

Are you still sharking on there?
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
Dave I dabbled on POF a few years back and like you found it full of dirty women who wanted to leave some residue on my rod of doom.

If I was singled I'd have another go, but definitely use a fake name next time. Be warned there are a fair few wrongens on there. Sometimes you dont notice until you've finished boinking them.

Are you still sharking on there?
my rod of doom is primed and ready for action
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Damn fella just ask her out,what's the worst that can happen,she says no.In which case you feel rejected for a short moment,we have all had it happen to us,move on to the next one and at least you asked and got an answer whatever the outcome.
You have gone 3 weeks with it on your mind when was really no need to,put it this way,you either ask her out or before long some other guy will,and then you'll be kicking yourself even more thinking why didn't i ask her when i had the chance..
Just say something like hey i'm going into town want to join me/or meet up.
Whatever it is you do.

When it comes down to it,its only a woman,Now go and do it.....
Old 20 April 2012, 03:01 PM
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LOL Fitz, good stuff I don't use my name and I don't use my normal email address, I set a new one up specifically for sites like such. Got to give the ladies what they want, just don't want the backlash you can get of the twisted nutters. But they are the best in the sack
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I wouldn't go to the Cinema because you can't talk, although its a good place to go if you want or@l sex. Eating is also not great. Bars can be too noisy. How about walking a dog?
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I wouldn't go to the Cinema because you can't talk, although its a good place to go if you want or@l sex. Eating is also not great. Bars can be too noisy. How about walking a dog?
******* maybe?

never had subaru sex lol
Old 20 April 2012, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
LOL Fitz, good stuff I don't use my name and I don't use my normal email address, I set a new one up specifically for sites like such. Got to give the ladies what they want, just don't want the backlash you can get of the twisted nutters. But they are the best in the sack
Ha, great minds.

I also have two hotmail accounts, one everyone knows and one for those sites! Sadly the dirty email address has not received any emails in a couple of years now!

POF was by far the easiest site to meet, great and nail on.

Some of the emails I'd get from the women on there were graphic, included pictures, or were just totally mentail. That was on first introduction without any messages from me!
Old 20 April 2012, 03:36 PM
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Never mind all this, tell me more about the beagle hunts - those ***** have had it far too easy for years now.

About the foxes turned the tables on them, or do they use hunting horses?


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