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Old 15 April 2012, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
jesus perhaps he can help you with your grammar too.......
Whats grammar got to do with this, ET R THE BEST u get m
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Old 15 April 2012, 09:07 PM
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10 Page thread in 4 days, Priceless........

Still no sign of him then
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Old 15 April 2012, 09:16 PM
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3/4 of an hour reading 10 pages and get to this........................
all because i wanted to know what alan knows.lol. even im kicking myself now.
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Old 15 April 2012, 09:53 PM
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Lol, you'll all know soon enough
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:03 PM
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Another ten pager


Great advert as well for Alan

Don't know where the boys gone though
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:13 PM
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The suspense is killing me here lol What does Alan know that the F**kwit doesn't lol
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by rob84
The suspense is killing me here lol What does Alan know that the F**kwit doesn't lol

Hmmmmm....Alan shagged jme's mum 18 years ago and this **** jockey is the end result
Be on jezza Kyle in the next few weeks
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by rob84
The suspense is killing me here lol What does Alan know that the F**kwit doesn't lol
I'd say you could start with the dawn of time and work forward to be honest.
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:20 PM
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by donny andi
Hmmmmm....Alan shagged jme's mum 18 years ago and this **** jockey is the end result
Be on jezza Kyle in the next few weeks
Careful! my Mrs could be reading this.
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by donny andi
Hmmmmm....Alan shagged jme's mum 18 years ago and this **** jockey is the end result
Be on jezza Kyle in the next few weeks
He will on on here just now to correct you '26.5' years a go
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
Careful! my Mrs could be reading this.

You let her out of the kitchen

I only joking anyhows , I know neither of you's
All the best with it , personally I'd be finding the car and taking the sump plug out at silly o clock
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:28 PM
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Alan,
If you find him posting on other forums just link this thread in, and vice versa. Don't rise to the idiot.
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by donny andi

You let her out of the kitchen

I only joking anyhows , I know neither of you's
All the best with it , personally I'd be finding the car and taking the sump plug out at silly o clock
Seriously, I wouldn't dream of it, I can't think of anything that would make me want to damage a guy's car, I spend too much time worrying about them!
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Old 15 April 2012, 10:52 PM
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Well he's on the BimmerForum

http://www.bimmerforums.co.uk/forum/...alloys-t83558/

Street Stylers

http://www.street-stylers.co.uk/foru...d.php?p=775826

And Passion Ford!
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Old 15 April 2012, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mervil
Yes, and The Poultry Forum I shouldn't wonder, complaining about his Rhode Island Reds not laying.
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Old 16 April 2012, 05:17 AM
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This personal vendetta he has against you Alan is just nuts

He has seriously gone so far over the line and yet your keeping calm and still offering him a ressiloution out of this. Hats off to you sir for remaining professional.

It is scary to think how much damage this guy could cause , when in fact the guy who paid you for the map was happy , then the car has since been sold on three times and JME is still under this illusion that the cars a mess because of your handy work

Even though I don't know either of you , I really hope you can get this idiot dealt with quickly and prevent any more of his dissillusional posts popping up over these forums or any others for that fact.


One positive I have seen , is how the forum and community have jumped in to defend you and PROVE your high standards at your work place. If it was not for the fact Bob Rowle has done a great remap on my P1 I would drive all the way from Oxford to Plymouth to get you to do one just out of princeple to prove JME wrong.

Sorry for the waffle everyone , I'm loaded up on very strong pain killers due to my smashed back/chronic pain syndrome ,

Regards , Felix

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Old 16 April 2012, 08:02 AM
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shows what sort of muppet he is being a member of street stylers southwest....the days of a decent cruise scene in plymouth are long gone replaced by idiots and chavs.
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Old 16 April 2012, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Felix79
This personal vendetta he has against you Alan is just nuts

He has seriously gone so far over the line and yet your keeping calm and still offering him a ressiloution out of this. Hats off to you sir for remaining professional.

It is scary to think how much damage this guy could cause , when in fact the guy who paid you for the map was happy , then the car has since been sold on three times and JME is still under this illusion that the cars a mess because of your handy work

Even though I don't know either of you , I really hope you can get this idiot dealt with quickly and prevent any more of his dissillusional posts popping up over these forums or any others for that fact.


One positive I have seen , is how the forum and community have jumped in to defend you and PROVE your high standards at your work place. If it was not for the fact Bob Rowle has done a great remap on my P1 I would drive all the way from Oxford to Plymouth to get you to do one just out of princeple to prove JME wrong.

Sorry for the waffle everyone , I'm loaded up on very strong pain killers due to my smashed back/chronic pain syndrome ,

Regards , Felix
Hi Felix, many thanks for the vote of confidence, hope you get better soon mate!
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Old 16 April 2012, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by marcevs72
shows what sort of muppet he is being a member of street stylers southwest....the days of a decent cruise scene in plymouth are long gone replaced by idiots and chavs.
Coming from a long line of 1960's Mods, I can't pass comment on any group really! The stuff we used to get up to is well documented in "Quadrophenia" and not far off accurate.
I think it's just what chaps get up to, driven by peer pressure and the need to **** anything, skirt or no skirt.
When I meet up with any groups who come in for dyno days it's the usual mix of very decent respectable types with the odd nutter thrown in.
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Old 16 April 2012, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
Yes, and The Poultry Forum I shouldn't wonder, complaining about his Rhode Island Reds not laying.
and thats all your fault too, the worry of the bad remap has made the hens too nervous to lay eggs!
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
... it's the usual mix of very decent respectable types with the odd nutter thrown in.
Just like ET then
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Old 16 April 2012, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
and thats all your fault too, the worry of the bad remap has made the hens too nervous to lay eggs!
The remap was fine, it's the new owners fault for giving them low octane chicken feed! Nothing worse than det in the henhouse..
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Old 16 April 2012, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
The remap was fine, it's the new owners fault for giving them low octane chicken feed! Nothing worse than det in the henhouse..

Cats out the bag now, Alan.
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Old 16 April 2012, 12:29 PM
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awww, hes gone. shame was enjoying that, the more he posted the more it made him look like a total raving loon.

why is it always those who havethe least clue who have the biggest gobs? or keyboards in this case lol

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Lol at not being on vpower. Ha ha ha ha. Epic final word from alan
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Originally Posted by Alan Jeffery
The remap was fine, it's the new owners fault for giving them low octane chicken feed! Nothing worse than det in the henhouse..

is that actualy what was wrong?

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Old 16 April 2012, 01:11 PM
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No it's worse than that.
Turns out the graph/map he was getting himself in a tizz about, was from 14 months before the ecu was even fitted
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Hahaha. What a muppet!
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