Young men with hands down pants?
Yo gangsta
how on earth do said troosers stay up with no backside to support them 
09 March 2012, 03:28 PM
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What term do you use? 'One's male appendage'?
"Ah hello my wife, I cannot have sex with you tonight because my male appendage is still sore after we undertook the act of sexual intercourse last night for three hours continuously....an act I found quite satisfactory thank you".
"Ah hello my wife, I cannot have sex with you tonight because my male appendage is still sore after we undertook the act of sexual intercourse last night for three hours continuously....an act I found quite satisfactory thank you".
09 March 2012, 10:12 PM
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Junk is used by teenage wannabe gansta rappers- which I suspect you're not so whilst I commend you from trying to distract us away from your catastophically cringeworthy choice of terminology, you don't get off the hook that easily, I'm afraid. As embarrassing as dad dancing.
BTW the correct choice would have been the Pink Punani Pounder HTH
BTW the correct choice would have been the Pink Punani Pounder HTH
09 March 2012, 10:21 PM
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What term do you use? 'One's male appendage'?
"Ah hello my wife, I cannot have sex with you tonight because my male appendage is still sore after we undertook the act of sexual intercourse last night for three hours continuously....an act I found quite satisfactory thank you".
"Ah hello my wife, I cannot have sex with you tonight because my male appendage is still sore after we undertook the act of sexual intercourse last night for three hours continuously....an act I found quite satisfactory thank you".
"Ah hello my wife, I cannot have sex with you tonight because my tony de wonderful is still sore after we undertook the act of sexual intercourse last night for three hours continuously....an act I found quite satisfactory thank you".
09 March 2012, 11:26 PM
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I would have expected you to have picked up on the general theme by now ..
10 March 2012, 10:38 AM
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Its just one for the women to note, the only reason a man needs to shove his hands down the front of his pants that much is to ensure what little they have is still there "proper" men dont need to do that, they know they have something more substantial 
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"proper" men dont need to do that, they know they have something more substantial Tony
10 March 2012, 02:42 PM
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I think the idea is that 'big' men with a lot of 'volume'
often have to move their furniture about for comfort reasons. Also some men have ***** that hang half-way to their knees so have to be careful when sitting down etc.
10 March 2012, 04:01 PM
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Young or old, hands down one's pants in public to play with one's penus and/or ***** is one of the most uncivilised and disgusting act. A phallocentric compulsion to prove to oneself that one is really a man LOL. A right turn off. Some may delvelop this complusion to stretch their ***** and bollocks to slightly bigger size, and some may do so to "think" that they possess the large ones, anyway. Good for them, as long as they don't do it in front of me, or I'd just kick them ******* hard in their bollocks. 
10 March 2012, 04:47 PM
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Kick him hard in his bollocks next time.
Or, if you have a dog, train him to go for his bollocks and his ***** as soon as he starts fiddling with them. I hear that little fierce things known as Yorkshire Terriers are the best for the job. Apparently they dart off and hang on to the target object on a code sound e.g. a special whistle. You can practice whistling on Mission Impossible theme tune for setting off the dog on the mission. Your Yorkie will hang on to the target object until you give out the concluding whistling sign (base it on some mellow tune) to get the dog off his bollocks. This way, you are in full control to torture the sinner to whatever amount of time you like.
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Oh, yes. Doberman ranks very high on trainability, so he should be great. The only thing is that Doberman may rip his bollocks and ***** off his body while Yorkie will only hang on to them; causing him exrcuciating pain and unbelievable fear. Saying that, Doberman is an intelligent dog, so he should be able to learn to just grap on to that man's genitals until you whistle "Umbrella" by Rihanna, as a code to let go. Good luck, Kristie.
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Kick him hard in his bollocks next time. Or, if you have a dog, train him to go for his bollocks and his ***** as soon as he starts fiddling with them. I hear that little fierce things known as Yorkshire Terriers are the best for the job. Apparently they dart off and hang on to the target object on a code sound e.g. a special whistle. You can practice whistling on Mission Impossible theme tune for setting off the dog on the mission. Your Yorkie will hang on to the target object until you give out the concluding whistling sign (base it on some mellow tune) to get the dog off his bollocks. This way, you are in full control to torture the sinner to whatever amount of time you like.
Or, if you have a dog, train him to go for his bollocks and his ***** as soon as he starts fiddling with them. I hear that little fierce things known as Yorkshire Terriers are the best for the job. Apparently they dart off and hang on to the target object on a code sound e.g. a special whistle. You can practice whistling on Mission Impossible theme tune for setting off the dog on the mission. Your Yorkie will hang on to the target object until you give out the concluding whistling sign (base it on some mellow tune) to get the dog off his bollocks. This way, you are in full control to torture the sinner to whatever amount of time you like. 
You're obviously not a man only a woman could conceive of that cruelty.