Not in here

 

We have a winner
For ******** post of the year 2011 goes to gallios

 

Must agree, it must be nice to have never fXXXed up ever.

 

Before you get rid of her and the brats why don't you have some fun?

Suggest to her that you'd like to pot the brown again in return for a real BMW, start doing the dirty deed (making sure first she's not having the ***** and she's been for a good dump as well), grab her hair (like you would a horse's maine) and then tell her she's toast and your getting rid.

She would be like a bucking bronco as you desperately try and hang on for the full 10 seconds.

Purely hypothetical of course as us men don't view the fairer sex in that way.

 

Don't forget the rodeo clown in the corner of the room for when she throws you off!!

 

Good thinking there, make sure he's packing an electric cattle prod in order to keep you protected.

 

 

this thread is very funny lol.

 

your replies guys, are just classic. They have cheered me up and given me a lot to think about.

It aint a weekend wind up troll thread as someone mentioned, I can hardly believe it myself, its real and it fookin stressing the hell out of me.

 

Video the bitch whilst your doing her up the crinkly.......then upload it to every **** site you can find , make sure you get her face on it aswel.
Email the links to everyone she knows

 

Hahahahahahahahahahah what a comment that was!! Love it

 

This site first of course!!

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

What part of the country are you in?

I feel a Scoobynet House party coming on. A night talking about what mobile is better, Iphone or android? What watch to buy next? What TV to buy next? How has immigration ruined Britain? and who's worse? Labour or Conservatives?

This should have her packing her bags within a couple hours.

 

Will you be bringing your missus; I have one or two things to run by her?

 

No were going to come round to do her up the wrong un

 

I'll have to bring her along. Otherwise, as soon as my back is turned, she'll be sucking someone else dry.

 

F*cking priceless, indeed.

 

Me again....

 

if you kick her out, she goes straight to the top of the housing list, I wouldnt care about anything, mate man up and kick the fat bitch out on her fat ****.

 

Get a friendly electrician to condemn your house's wiring and your supplier will cut off the supply. It may cost you about £300 to get it reconnected afterwards, but who'd want to live in a house with no power?

Or just pull the main protective fuse out and the meter leads, lose the fuse until she's moved out. Get them put back in after she's gone, then call your supplier, tell them the meter lead fell out so you had to remove the fuse as an emergency precaution and they need to come round to replace the fuse.

 

stick her details up on an escort website - she may make a few quid, like the change of career then f00k off some place else.

Failing that, sell up all the beds and all the seating in your house, remove the fuses from all appliances, take the spark plugs out of her car - tell her that although you haven't f*cked her in a year, she's f*cked now!!!

If that doesn't work - waterboard the bitch!

 

please tell me the car is in your name!!!

 

 

Start keeping bills for everything.
Document every item in the house. Photo and value and receipt if you have it.don't let her see you doing this!

Has any child support been paid by the real father?
She is after money. Simple as. She wants you to sell your car so you can continue to support her.

I would speak to her parents. Tell them its going to get mesy and for the sake of the kids they need to take them in for a few days. Then change all the locks and I would also inform the police you have done this in case she rings them. Get them to put a log in and ask them to attend to prevent a BoP if she does return.

You need to do something, the longer you let this run the more weight she will have to your property. You are already out of time

If you dont get her out she is going to bleed you for ever last penny. The day you are no longer worth anything she will pack her bags and walk.

If you do get her out, if she comes back to get stuff have someone else there as a witness. Ask the cops to come. They should come if you give them a time.

 

Lol, a hard d1ck is a dangerous weapon in the hands or a$$ of a woman.

Trash the house, let everything run down and cancel all non essentials as suggested, hide your car buy a sh1tter, start being nice to her tell them the debts are mounting and your depressed dont wash yourself from friday till monday demand kinky sex, back door then bj wander round the house in y fronts with stains become a slob couch potato make sure you really humm, pick nose scratch **** fart, normal bloke behaviour, sit on playstation all night stop kids watching tv lots of cabbage and beans should do the trick plenty of garlic and onions.

Basicly turn the mug tap off and become a slob, claim depression to doctor get a month off work be around house all day till you drive her crazy.

Reason for depression mental and physical abuse from girlfriend and her children.

I'm sure you can work the rest out for yourself

 

Has the fat cow left the building yet?

 

Hoy a photo of the moose up here so we can slag her off

 

I read the word 'bankrupt' somewhere above. Please do not go bankrupt for 8k, if that is the money you owe. Such a long time to suffer for such a relatively small amount of money.

 

I agree. Not the best solution at all.
You spent it, so you should pay it back.