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Jay is full of proper bullsh*t
''A load of vodka a cheme de menthe - when she sees you like this she'll be frothing at the gash''
Jay: "I shagged a bird in...the Tower of London."
Will: "Oh what did you do afterwards? Cut off her head,show her the crown jewels?"
Jay: "Oh she'd already seen the crown jewels...my bellend."
"Once me and a mate in Spain took a pedalo and we went to Africa"
''A load of vodka a cheme de menthe - when she sees you like this she'll be frothing at the gash''
Jay: "I shagged a bird in...the Tower of London."
Will: "Oh what did you do afterwards? Cut off her head,show her the crown jewels?"
Jay: "Oh she'd already seen the crown jewels...my bellend."
"Once me and a mate in Spain took a pedalo and we went to Africa"
#41
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Neil: Just who is this Duke of Edinburgh, does he teach it?
Jay: No, of course he doesn't teach it you ****ing idiot, the Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.
Will: Umm, No he isn't, it's his dad
Neil: King Phillip?
Will: No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you're thinking of, but he's not the king
Neil: But he ****s the Queen though
Jay: Probably up the ****
Will: LOOK, do you wanna sign up or not?
Jay: You've gotta be ****ing joking, there's no way i'm gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain
Neil: Yeah **** it i'm in
Jay: No, of course he doesn't teach it you ****ing idiot, the Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.
Will: Umm, No he isn't, it's his dad
Neil: King Phillip?
Will: No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you're thinking of, but he's not the king
Neil: But he ****s the Queen though
Jay: Probably up the ****
Will: LOOK, do you wanna sign up or not?
Jay: You've gotta be ****ing joking, there's no way i'm gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain
Neil: Yeah **** it i'm in
#45
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Jay: Alright Yves Saint Leponce what's going on here then?
Simon: Neil's getting me in ****.
Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it's totally sexist
Jay: Ahh the craft ****ers, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our ***** through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.
Simon: Neil's getting me in ****.
Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it's totally sexist
Jay: Ahh the craft ****ers, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our ***** through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.
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15 September 2005 02:13 PM