trying for a baby
25 March 2011, 10:00 PM
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That is pretty stupid, it's implicit in my question that everything else is equal, i.e that the semen would contain the same % of sperm regardless of semen quantity.
You might as well say that one could be infertile or a smoker, so semen could contain no sperm.
It's quite obvious that if you ejaculate 10 times a day or once a month, that the once a month semen is going to contain more sperm (all things being equal).
You might as well say that one could be infertile or a smoker, so semen could contain no sperm.
It's quite obvious that if you ejaculate 10 times a day or once a month, that the once a month semen is going to contain more sperm (all things being equal).
As is usual in these discussions, that which seems common sense to you turns out to be misguided, know-knothing bullshit when the facts are examined.
25 March 2011, 10:11 PM
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25 March 2011, 10:16 PM
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I ****in love this site. Some classic replies 
We took 18 months to get pregnant with our first son. The second son about 4 months and then I just gave her "that look" for the third son. Had the snip now though (thank ****) and had no problems with swollen nads. Split from the biatch now though
We took 18 months to get pregnant with our first son. The second son about 4 months and then I just gave her "that look" for the third son. Had the snip now though (thank ****) and had no problems with swollen nads. Split from the biatch now though
25 March 2011, 10:57 PM
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Make sure you give her a proper knee trembler, there's something inside her vagina that dips down into your man fat if she does go off which scoops it up for the baby factory.
Of course - you can help it along the way by getting her to do a handstand once you've blown your chunks
Of course - you can help it along the way by getting her to do a handstand once you've blown your chunks
25 March 2011, 11:44 PM
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26 March 2011, 09:03 AM
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Assuming a man is averagely fertile, then it doesn't matter whether he squirts half a teaspoon or crashes an ice cream truck - it's the same amount of wrigglers. Sperms are manufactured fairly quickly but only stored for a short time while they mature; older sperms are re-absorbed by the body. I suppose you could deplete your stock by wanking ten times a day, but there are no more sperm in a wad that's been saved for a month than there are in one's daily 10ccs.
As is usual in these discussions, that which seems common sense to you turns out to be misguided, know-knothing bullshit when the facts are examined.
As is usual in these discussions, that which seems common sense to you turns out to be misguided, know-knothing bullshit when the facts are examined.
I just did a quick google and came with this just for starters:
http://www.early-pregnancy-tests.com/increasesperm.html
Time is a factor - as is the frequency of sex - because it takes time for sperm to both mature and/or accumulate. Thus, sperm counts can be boosted by simply increasing the time interval between sexual encounters.
Sperm Count and Frequency of Intercourse: Sperm count is also a variable - and in some cases where a doctor has documented sperm count issues, you may be asked to refrain from daily sex prior to your fertile window in order to allow the sperm to replenish themselves and re-populate. While most doctors recommend that you make love throughout your cycle - not just during ovulation time - we must also consider the toll frequent lovemaking may take on the sperm count. Hence, if you are trying to conceive, some experts recommend that a man should not ejaculate more than every thirty-six hours, at least until peak fertility. During these key days, its advised to make love daily!
28 March 2011, 12:01 PM
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On a serious note - when we started trying we used something called Calista (for the wife). It's a little microscope thing on which you place a bit of saliva throughout the day and if it crystallizes it means you are fertile. It's a lot more reliable than the calendar plotting thing and we used if for 2 weeks before getting some good news
I also did a man's version because I was worried the effect of keeping my phone in my pocket for ages lol - it has a colour chart that gives you an indication of some kind of ratio and if it's 'adequate'
I also did a man's version because I was worried the effect of keeping my phone in my pocket for ages lol
- it has a colour chart that gives you an indication of some kind of ratio and if it's 'adequate'