I love proper beer. Tell her to try Old Crafty Hen.........shluvverly!

 

Thats you.

 

 

I love real women

I'll pass it on

seems lots of ladies are drinking proper beer now

Seems like the blokes are on the cocktails and the blue drinks

 

My parents used to give me Guiness to make me sleep when I was a baby.

And I don't drink pints..........

 

My wife does

Just puts it in a fancy Stella glass that doesn't look like a pint one

(it does last her about three hours though)

 

That is exactly how my Mam works out which wine she'll have.

I'm having a couple of cans of lager, how classy :

 

Blimey! I wouldn't want to fight her then!

 

32oz rump steak washed down with three pints of lager. Time for a kip.

 

she's currently cursing a cake she is baking.

She does normally prefer a glass of Red

I'll worry when she tells me to get White Lightening

Lisa.I'm concerned I might have bought sherry

 

Iam going to regret this tomorrow

 

Have you opened the Absinthe

I've never tried that

 

Just in time a drink thread.Decided to go see a mate and the whiskey was soon out,now have cracked opened a couple of Kronenbourgs...

 

im back...an who the f,,,,,k u lookin at ya xxxxxx cxxxnt did u spill ma fxxxxxn pint ya xxxxxxng b xxxxxxxrd do you know who you fxxxxn talkin to ya fxxxxxxxn fanxxxy....goodnight

 

Did you call my pint a puff!

 

i will tell you this boy...iv had 3 cans o streng lager..and ill tell you this...i never called your pint a puff...an ill tell you this...i agree wi the guy who called your pint a puff...barp......ye your pints a puff...and errrr...emmm subaru....eh...cold start valve..fans on ya fxxxxxxxxker reset the ecu...mmm im goin 4 mare beer ya cxxxxxnt

 

Thats it outside now and bring ya mates as I'm havin ya all

 

Yes he did

 

right your bein bad and im tellim ma mum...ooor nan will sort u and ur buddies...and if u swear at her big mark ma dad will tell your mum...so there nananananananananananananananananananananan sukker...sorted

 

What 2 cans of Strongbow and a Blue WKD

 

blue wikked?...thats fur puffs...iv had lager...u hear that LAGER....3 cans...and can still type......oooo need to go my boyfriends in..ill get a row...

 

false alarm...i meant wife was commin in...wasnt was just the cat,,,i rule this house...

 

Thats uncalled for as Stu isn't a pufter but I have heard talk his boyfriend is ??

 

pmsl...ok im gettin outta this 1 gays,,,,errr guys..lol

 

bt....just looked what i did drinkwoke up with what felt like an axe stuck in the top of my yed


i need a fryup

 

With one of your lovely sausages?