Maybe you could just set up a webcam overlooking the shower and broadcast it on the internet. But first make sure your washbag is in plain view. Then record the footage and post it on the company intranet and mail everyone the link

 

for a few days leave an empty bottle. then one with bleach. id make the ****er pay. sorry 69p is a lot of money these days.

 

Ralgex/Deep Heat type cream. Would burn his bollocks.




Ooh.....ooh......just thought.......chilli oil!

 

Deep heat evil stuff

 

Just leave a note with the gel saying, "Whoever keeps nicking MY gel, please stop."

This should make him/her feel really stupid/come over all hot/guilty and hopefully force them to repent.

If they carry on as normal then they REALLY ARE taking the ****, thus any of the practical 'jokes' mentioned are fair game from that point on, IMHO...

 

I think putting webcams in changing rooms is probably a bigger transgression than pinching some cheapo shower gel !

I would do the ladies if I were doing anything like that, dont want to look like a Gay Voyeur.

 

Red shower gel upgraded for extra bite with chilli powder . It's invigorating about the helmet and ringpiece I understand

 

Wurzel probably owns a seedy B&B with hidden cams and peepholes everywhere.

 

you need to find some female shower gel - you know the real girlie smelling stuff. Use this to refill a bottle of your most manly shower gel - sit back and wait for the thief to strike then sniff him out!!!

how about adding 50% baby oil to the bottle - my wife insists on applying this stuff in the shower and it is a feckin death trap - its like stepping on black ice...

 

Add some faeces to the gel bottle.

 

http://crabrevenge.com/

Wonder if the shower gel would kill them

 

One possible way around that - substitute all or most of the shower gel for natural aloe vera gel. It's probably far less harmful to any little critters, and would easily pass for the real stuff from just looking at the bottle.

 

I don't think Ali's idea about some sort of glitter shower gel was all that bad. It's not going to do any harm as a prank, but if the content of glitter is high enough, it's a real bitch to get rid of and I think your culprit will be exposed.

Btw, I feel your frustration. We don't have such facilities at work, but we do have a canteen (not serving food) and I would often leave food in the fridge/cupboards only for some greedy f*cker to steal it. I even tried marking it up, if people were thick enough to think this was work provided food, and it made no difference, and management didn't give a ****. I resorted to keeping no chilled food at work, but anything else would stay in my locker, now they are saying within a short while, we can no longer keep our own lockers (long story).

I know the thread is lighthearted, but I do feel your 'pain'. I really do hate people who just think they can take what they know doesn't belong to them.

 

Don't leave it in there, how do you know this person won't leave their own 'additives' to it?

 

I guess my suggestion didn't quite come across as I meant it

And no I don't run a seedy B&B but the idea has crossed my mind a few times

 

definatley **** into it, thats what i did,

then announce it at the table at lunch time

"so someone here has been washing in my spunk"...

culprit should turn bright red lol

 

As a senior and well respected member of staff at a blue chip FTSE 100 company I think, though admire the boldness, but admitting to mastubating into a bottle and leaving it in the communal facilities might not go down that well.

As for anyone adding anything to mine, I doubt someone who cant get their act together to bring their own and probably intends pinching mine would probably not have the time or stupidity to spoff or whatever into it.

I wonder what the Psychologists would say with regards to the contriving it so other men wash in your semen

 

What's known as a career limiting move


on the other hand, if you are the MD of said organisation you may just get away with it

 

One of those million chilli sauces should do the trick.

 

I vote Immac. you don't want to tell them though, just do it and then its obvious who the person is.

General rule

If some one is nicking lotions / soaps - immac
If someone is nicking food - Exlax choccy digestives

 

*****.

 

 

The blue dye and donkey spunk combination sounds good to me.................any thoughts on how you will go about obtaining said spunk ......................

 

Nearly only you would think of that!

Les