The Toileteries thief !
10 March 2011, 12:53 PM
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The Toileteries thief !
Some twart keeps nicking my shower gel and deodorant at work, leave it in the shower block in a bag (I cycle in) and a few times I have had cans of deodorant nicked and someone keeps half inching my 69p Sainsburys shower gel ! this is in a shower block that is accessed via a key code.
Now, 69p is not a lot of money but its just so f*cking annoying, went to the bag and it wasnt there, went through the other cubicle (unoccupied at the time) and there is was on the floor, bottle cracked and leaking and pracitically empty !
Now I dont mind if someone forgets theirs and needs to nick a bit for a shower but systematically going through it and not putting it back and breaking the bottle has annoyed me so, need to think up ways to protect it so I dont have to come in and shower without soap, I pay for it, bring it in so I get to use it !
So, thinking of prehaps some kind of combo lock but also I need some more evil suggestions for perhaps a decoy bottle, would a bottle of blue food colouring do the trick do you think, the shower gel is blue, could it be mixed in so that it turns the thief bright blue or are there other things that I could add, I am sure Astraboy could come up with some good ones, perhaps one of those cream shower gel ones and aquire a quantity of Donkey Spunk to replace the contents ?
So, come om, suggestions, the more evil and workable the better.
Now, 69p is not a lot of money but its just so f*cking annoying, went to the bag and it wasnt there, went through the other cubicle (unoccupied at the time) and there is was on the floor, bottle cracked and leaking and pracitically empty !
Now I dont mind if someone forgets theirs and needs to nick a bit for a shower but systematically going through it and not putting it back and breaking the bottle has annoyed me so, need to think up ways to protect it so I dont have to come in and shower without soap, I pay for it, bring it in so I get to use it !
So, thinking of prehaps some kind of combo lock but also I need some more evil suggestions for perhaps a decoy bottle, would a bottle of blue food colouring do the trick do you think, the shower gel is blue, could it be mixed in so that it turns the thief bright blue or are there other things that I could add, I am sure Astraboy could come up with some good ones, perhaps one of those cream shower gel ones and aquire a quantity of Donkey Spunk to replace the contents ?
So, come om, suggestions, the more evil and workable the better.
10 March 2011, 12:59 PM
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10 March 2011, 01:16 PM
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Could do, shouldnt have to and it complicates the logistics, I am able to remember my stuff and leave other peoples alone so I expect other people to, its not a school or prison, these are well paid proffessionals.
Plus, I really want to see a slightly marbled bloke walking sheepishly round wonderign when he will go back to his normal colour or why he can smell Donkey Mess.
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Used to effectively share a toilet block when i lived on my yacht * in the marina , never needed to buy showergel cos people regularly forgot to pack after toileting ( i suspect mainly weekenders )
Happy days
* well it sounds better than boat
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* well it sounds better than boat
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I've actually seen this happen offshore, half a bottle of Immac mixed with your shower gel give's symptoms something pretty close to Alopecia.
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As fun as the retaliation seems and I for one would love to here the outcome is it really worth the hassle it could cause with a colleague?
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Some twart keeps nicking my shower gel and deodorant at work, leave it in the shower block in a bag (I cycle in) and a few times I have had cans of deodorant nicked and someone keeps half inching my 69p Sainsburys shower gel ! this is in a shower block that is accessed via a key code.
Now, 69p is not a lot of money but its just so f*cking annoying, went to the bag and it wasnt there, went through the other cubicle (unoccupied at the time) and there is was on the floor, bottle cracked and leaking and pracitically empty !
Now I dont mind if someone forgets theirs and needs to nick a bit for a shower but systematically going through it and not putting it back and breaking the bottle has annoyed me so, need to think up ways to protect it so I dont have to come in and shower without soap, I pay for it, bring it in so I get to use it !
So, thinking of prehaps some kind of combo lock but also I need some more evil suggestions for perhaps a decoy bottle, would a bottle of blue food colouring do the trick do you think, the shower gel is blue, could it be mixed in so that it turns the thief bright blue or are there other things that I could add, I am sure Astraboy could come up with some good ones, perhaps one of those cream shower gel ones and aquire a quantity of Donkey Spunk to replace the contents ?
So, come om, suggestions, the more evil and workable the better.
Now, 69p is not a lot of money but its just so f*cking annoying, went to the bag and it wasnt there, went through the other cubicle (unoccupied at the time) and there is was on the floor, bottle cracked and leaking and pracitically empty !
Now I dont mind if someone forgets theirs and needs to nick a bit for a shower but systematically going through it and not putting it back and breaking the bottle has annoyed me so, need to think up ways to protect it so I dont have to come in and shower without soap, I pay for it, bring it in so I get to use it !
So, thinking of prehaps some kind of combo lock but also I need some more evil suggestions for perhaps a decoy bottle, would a bottle of blue food colouring do the trick do you think, the shower gel is blue, could it be mixed in so that it turns the thief bright blue or are there other things that I could add, I am sure Astraboy could come up with some good ones, perhaps one of those cream shower gel ones and aquire a quantity of Donkey Spunk to replace the contents ?
So, come om, suggestions, the more evil and workable the better.
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Some twart keeps nicking my shower gel and deodorant at work, leave it in the shower block in a bag (I cycle in) and a few times I have had cans of deodorant nicked and someone keeps half inching my 69p Sainsburys shower gel ! this is in a shower block that is accessed via a key code.
Now, 69p is not a lot of money but its just so f*cking annoying, went to the bag and it wasnt there, went through the other cubicle (unoccupied at the time) and there is was on the floor, bottle cracked and leaking and pracitically empty !
Now I dont mind if someone forgets theirs and needs to nick a bit for a shower but systematically going through it and not putting it back and breaking the bottle has annoyed me so, need to think up ways to protect it so I dont have to come in and shower without soap, I pay for it, bring it in so I get to use it !
So, thinking of prehaps some kind of combo lock but also I need some more evil suggestions for perhaps a decoy bottle, would a bottle of blue food colouring do the trick do you think, the shower gel is blue, could it be mixed in so that it turns the thief bright blue or are there other things that I could add, I am sure Astraboy could come up with some good ones, perhaps one of those cream shower gel ones and aquire a quantity of Donkey Spunk to replace the contents ?
So, come om, suggestions, the more evil and workable the better.
Now, 69p is not a lot of money but its just so f*cking annoying, went to the bag and it wasnt there, went through the other cubicle (unoccupied at the time) and there is was on the floor, bottle cracked and leaking and pracitically empty !
Now I dont mind if someone forgets theirs and needs to nick a bit for a shower but systematically going through it and not putting it back and breaking the bottle has annoyed me so, need to think up ways to protect it so I dont have to come in and shower without soap, I pay for it, bring it in so I get to use it !
So, thinking of prehaps some kind of combo lock but also I need some more evil suggestions for perhaps a decoy bottle, would a bottle of blue food colouring do the trick do you think, the shower gel is blue, could it be mixed in so that it turns the thief bright blue or are there other things that I could add, I am sure Astraboy could come up with some good ones, perhaps one of those cream shower gel ones and aquire a quantity of Donkey Spunk to replace the contents ?
So, come om, suggestions, the more evil and workable the better.
Do you have an ex-farmer working there?
10 March 2011, 04:15 PM
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The problem with doing that is the victim will know who the shower gel belongs to and will probably start a tit for tat war out of retaliation and this could get nasty. The simplest thing to do is to just not leave your wash bag in the changing room. Don't you have lockers in there? I mean if there are facilities to shower etc why aren't there facilities to store your stuff? What do you do with your wet towel and stinky bike clothes during the day whilst you are at work?
As fun as the retaliation seems and I for one would love to here the outcome is it really worth the hassle it could cause with a colleague?
As fun as the retaliation seems and I for one would love to here the outcome is it really worth the hassle it could cause with a colleague?
I may have got it wrong and they may just smash the lock though.
