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Old 07 March 2011, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
So do p1keys have to fill them in too????
Yes, the Census have a special team for the Pikeys. Nowt they can do if they refuse to fill it out. The will just send a compliance team round.
Old 07 March 2011, 06:42 PM
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Are they still asking that dumb question about "are you Scottish, Welsh or British?", with nowhere to write "English"?
Old 07 March 2011, 07:01 PM
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I've done mine

They ask what you consider your national identity to be and you can tick more than one, so I ticked, "English" and "British". This means that there's no arguing about "Nationality" in this instance!
Old 07 March 2011, 07:19 PM
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Born in England=English
Wales=welsh
Scotland=Scottish etc etc

Why is British in the same list???!!
Old 07 March 2011, 07:20 PM
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Oh God, please don't start this debate again!
Old 07 March 2011, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Born in England=English
Wales=welsh
Scotland=Scottish etc etc

Why is British in the same list???!!
Born in Eastern Europe (and now living in the UK) = British - simples!

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Old 07 March 2011, 09:15 PM
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Old 07 March 2011, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
So do p1keys have to fill them in too????

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...nsus+questions....
Old 07 March 2011, 09:22 PM
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Question 17 will have some people stumped.
Old 07 March 2011, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Oh God, please don't start this debate again!


Think I'll put Welshlish on mine

When it arrives, we haven't had ours as yet......

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Old 07 March 2011, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
It's downright nosey. I don't care who is visiting my house on the 27th, I sure as hell am not going to tell them on any census form.
Not Applicable then



Arnie is coming to my house on that date,i'm gonna drive his Hummer and pic up some girlies...

vrmmmm vrmmmm hum hum..
Old 07 March 2011, 09:44 PM
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OOPS, just change the date on my form from 7/3/11 to 27/3/11
Old 07 March 2011, 09:47 PM
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On the 27th of march I will be going a ****athon...
Old 07 March 2011, 10:00 PM
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I'm in France skiing on the 27th March.... Oooops!
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And I forgot about that.... My Mum and Dad will be visiting. Double ooooops!
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Old 07 March 2011, 11:54 PM
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The government has always carried out the census but for the first time they have got a private company involved this time:
Interestingly they have chosen to give Lockheed Martin £150 million for the job. In case you don't know they are one of the biggest arms companys in the world. Why would they give the job of collecting information on people to a company in the business of killing people.

Source:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/fe...ockheed-martin
Old 08 March 2011, 12:11 AM
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Old 08 March 2011, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Yep. As long as it's not false information they can't touch you as far as I can see. Sarcasm isn't a criminal offense as yet (wait a few months though!).

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I'll let you know how I get on
Old 08 March 2011, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DonNedly
The government has always carried out the census but for the first time they have got a private company involved this time:
Interestingly they have chosen to give Lockheed Martin £150 million for the job. In case you don't know they are one of the biggest arms companys in the world. Why would they give the job of collecting information on people to a company in the business of killing people.

Source:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/fe...ockheed-martin
Why not?

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Old 08 March 2011, 01:33 PM
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The contract will have been given to whichever company promised the biggest amount to whichever party was in power when it was signed. Allegedly.
Old 08 March 2011, 01:41 PM
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Obamas ruled out going after daffy , so how else they going to survive
Old 08 March 2011, 01:46 PM
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Well I for one wont be returning mine ....


Lost in the post ;-)
Old 08 March 2011, 02:01 PM
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If they had something like 100,000 people be 'JEDI' 10yrs ago (including me) when the internet was in its infancy.... just think how many could 'warp' the results nowadays, it would only need a comedy facebook group, or something to go viral and its all over....

Can't wait....lol

In fact thats got me thinking.....hmmmmmm

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Old 08 March 2011, 02:14 PM
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The question that annoyed me last time was that when you were asked your nationality you were not allowed to say you were English, it had to be British. I don't know if that applied to Welsh or Scottish people as well, Someone will know.

Les
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Les, it includes all options now (though no doubt the Cornish will complain 'cause they aren't seperately listed :-) ) and you can tick multiple. So if you think you are all - British, Welsh, English, Scottish and Norn Irish, you can be!
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Originally Posted by Wish
Well I for one wont be returning mine ....


Lost in the post ;-)
You'll just get a visit from an enforcement team, or a fine. Not worth it, mate, just fill it in.

And with a private company doing it, fines WILL be levied, it's another way of raising revenue
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Originally Posted by Leslie
The question that annoyed me last time was that when you were asked your nationality you were not allowed to say you were English, it had to be British. I don't know if that applied to Welsh or Scottish people as well, Someone will know.

Les

All options now included
Old 08 March 2011, 04:29 PM
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Filled it in for everyone in the house this morning, took one coffee and two cigarettes ....piece of pish

Made up stuff, question 17 had me stumped , told a few porkies and answered everything as though I was stupid and slightly spehial


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