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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 09:37 PM
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I feel really pervy as those 16-17 year old lasses have massive jugs which are just hanging out for gods sake

May as well sign the sex offenders register now (jk)
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 09:40 PM
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hahaha!!!!

Ive just put it on, not seen it before.

****ing ell!!
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 09:43 PM
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They sure do let it all hang out!

I know that bride - Josie.

I was on holiday in Playa Blanca when she had her hen night!

I kept saying, I recognise her, then when I saw them at the Karaoke bar at 'Rooftops' it clicked.

She's got a good set of pipes, as well as a good set of jugs!
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
I feel really pervy as those 16-17 year old lasses have massive jugs which are just hanging out for gods sake

May as well sign the sex offenders register now (jk)
And judging by the blokes, you would be dead if you went within a foot of them

They look as common a muck but have really high morals regarding sex before marraige and all that milarky. I'm surprised. Very strange bunch
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 09:50 PM
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And judging by the blokes, you would be dead if you went within a foot of them

They look as common a muck but have really high morals regarding sex before marraige and all that milarky. I'm surprised. Very strange bunch
Well, rumour has it that they are all virgins until marriage, mostly because they don't count **** sex as losing your virginity!
Which technically is true. Lol!!
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:02 PM
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Swanley drives a Scooby!
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:05 PM
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QED.
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:18 PM
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You know what?

It could be called My Big Fat CHAV Wedding ...... most now live in houses and, honestly, are the same as chavs!!

Subaru Impreza's pulling each caravan and on each council house drive!!
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:20 PM
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One Impreza, two Imprezas. Come on, Pete, don't spell like a chav.
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:20 PM
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No alcohol on the hen night!!

Agreed on the you wouldn't have a dabble with somebody's missus

They weren't ugly though (girls) Lot of vests involved with the blokes
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:21 PM
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Is there much difference between 'grabbing' and sexual assault?
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:22 PM
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I think the whole 'race' issue is far to grey to stand up, xenophobia is more apt for the abuse the travelers claim to receive.
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:26 PM
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That'll be too grey then...
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Well, rumour has it that they are all virgins until marriage, mostly because they don't count **** sex as losing your virginity!
Which technically is true. Lol!!
Is this your attempt at making a confession?
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
That'll be too grey then...
Ha ha, indeed! Can't all be perfect
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:30 PM
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I know
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I know.
So do we.
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:46 PM
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I've done the full stop/smiley thing already


Or is this a Russian subliminal propaganda post?
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Well, rumour has it that they are all virgins until marriage, mostly because they don't count **** sex as losing your virginity!
Which technically is true. Lol!!
Yays, cool
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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
I've done the full stop/smiley thing already


Or is this a Russian subliminal propaganda post?
When a smiley becomes taught as grammar in schools, I'll accept that. Until then, a full stop is required at the end of a sentence and you can educate in your own caravan way, without comeback. Do you like the reference?

I don't use this site enough to know what you mean regarding the Russian quote.

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Old Jan 18, 2011 | 11:22 PM
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We laughed ourselves silly at this. All the preening and posing by the underage Jordan look-a-pikeys, Swanley turning up for his wedding.. in his transit and then changing into something more comfortable at the reception. A white vest

Will have to watch next weeks just for the laughs
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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Well, rumour has it that they are all virgins until marriage, mostly because they don't count **** sex as losing your virginity!
Which technically is true. Lol!!
Right so let me understand this

You have a barely dressed 16-18 year old busty virgin girl who prefers it up her peachy botty till she's married... Good grief I need to sit down

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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Is this your attempt at making a confession?
I'm not a 'gypsy' if that is what you are insinuating. But my ex was from a family of 'modern' gypsies aka 'new age travellers'!! They lived in house, that was about as far removed from their practices that they got, lol.

He was a nice bloke though.

Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Right so let me understand this

You have a barely dressed 16-18 year old busty virgin girl who prefers it up her peachy botty till she's married... Good grief I need to sit down
Well it's not a fact, but they are not all as well behaved as they like us to think.
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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Well, rumour has it that they are all virgins until marriage, mostly because they don't count **** sex as losing your virginity!
Which technically is true. Lol!!


Well, it was an eye opener, that's for sure. Some of the girls didn't look too bad but the men, Christ!!!!!!!!!
The obscene amount of money they spend is very too.
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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 08:47 AM
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double standards for the lads and the lasses,i think
the young lasses were pretty but the older ones were ....not
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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
double standards for the lads and the lasses,i think
the young lasses were pretty but the older ones were ....not
Oh, without a doubt. The older ladies, and I am on about the ones only over 30, looked haggard. And him that got married on yesterdays show, had a bigger belly than a bloke in his 50's.
And that poor little girl, going to her communion. All the other kids laughing at her dress

Not being nasty, but I can understand how people dislike them in a big way
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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247

Not being nasty, but I can understand how people dislike them in a big way
That and knowing someone a gypsy family/gang systematically robbed of his savings over a period of months - the old boy (in his late 80's) was a bright and happy chap. He soon lost all confidence and was so scared he had to go into a home where he died a short time afterwards.

They robbed him of his money, his confidence, his freedom, independence, pride and finally and most importantly his life!

Police know who it is but cannot get enough evidence on them...

so much for being classed as a race - more OF a PLAGUE or PARASITES imho

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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
Is there much difference between 'grabbing' and sexual assault?
I thought that was terrible behaviour. All very well having supposed high morals and all this no sex, no alcohol on your hen night bollocks yet when it comes to picking a mate they may as well club the poor cow over the head and drag her away to the cave.
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Old Jan 19, 2011 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
I thought that was terrible behaviour. All very well having supposed high morals and all this no sex, no alcohol on your hen night bollocks yet when it comes to picking a mate they may as well club the poor cow over the head and drag her away to the cave.
It's shocking to say the least.

Considering the speech they gave us about not being left alone with a boy, because even a rumour is as bad as the act, the cousin was quick to run off when the blonde was getting 'grabbed'.

She said it was normal and you just have to live with it, also that she had experienced worse from a boy when it came to being grabbed.
It was sad seeing her say that, even though she knew what she HAD to say, her tone of voice and her eyes told a different story.

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