What attracted you to the Mrs?
His amazing smile and fantastic bum.
His answer re me: "The complete package"
(Actually what first attracted me to him was the idea of having a quick fling and then never having to see him again, I thought he was in my area on holiday
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His answer re me: "The complete package"

(Actually what first attracted me to him was the idea of having a quick fling and then never having to see him again, I thought he was in my area on holiday
)
The thing that attracted me to the other half was his bright blue eyes.
Truth is we didn't meet each other for over eight months, and what met me was great. A sexy blonde who drove an awsome car.
His taste in music was somewhat questionable though. Never been into drum and bass.
Truth is we didn't meet each other for over eight months, and what met me was great. A sexy blonde who drove an awsome car.
His taste in music was somewhat questionable though. Never been into drum and bass.
Legs and ****
Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks
When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less B
BS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle
Fifteen years later the shine has worn off 
Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks
When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less B
BS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle
Fifteen years later the shine has worn off 
I hope yer wife doesn't read this.
Twas out with some old works friends when I saw one chatting to this rather fine looking little honey with a cracking rack and a fine ****
I said to my nearest mate "Blimey, she's somewhat out of his league".
Now the mate who was talking to her doesn't really have a league, he's more like a little kid kicking a football against a tree
Turns out she was my mates sister, introductions were made and we've been happily bumping uglies ever since
And:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
I said to my nearest mate "Blimey, she's somewhat out of his league".
Now the mate who was talking to her doesn't really have a league, he's more like a little kid kicking a football against a tree
Turns out she was my mates sister, introductions were made and we've been happily bumping uglies ever since
And:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
Last edited by Bonehead; Oct 11, 2010 at 08:02 PM.
Twas out with some old works friends when I saw one chatting to this rather fine looking little honey with a cracking rack and a fine ****
I said to my nearest mate "Blimey, she's somewhat out of his league".
Now the mate who was talking to her doesn't really have a league, he's more like a little kid kicking a football against a tree
Turns out she was my mates sister, introductions were made and we've been happily bumping uglies ever since
And:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
I said to my nearest mate "Blimey, she's somewhat out of his league".
Now the mate who was talking to her doesn't really have a league, he's more like a little kid kicking a football against a tree
Turns out she was my mates sister, introductions were made and we've been happily bumping uglies ever since
And:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
I decided to be more direct with women, didn't do bad but got told by a girl that I was too dopey and she shouldn't have to do the chasing, anyway went working in the States in the July, got back September and decided to put my plan into action, met my wife at j4ckos mates house (she was mates with j4ckos mates sister) and was up for it so broke with my traditional method of messages back and forth and fannying about only to find she was off the market, got her phone number, asked her out and we have now been married for 15 years, so the plan worked, more effectively than any resolution I have made before or since.








