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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 05:32 PM
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She told me she loved to cook and clean .......
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 05:38 PM
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His amazing smile and fantastic bum.

His answer re me: "The complete package"

(Actually what first attracted me to him was the idea of having a quick fling and then never having to see him again, I thought he was in my area on holiday )
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 05:39 PM
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 06:18 PM
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The thing that attracted me to the other half was his bright blue eyes.

Truth is we didn't meet each other for over eight months, and what met me was great. A sexy blonde who drove an awsome car.

His taste in music was somewhat questionable though. Never been into drum and bass.
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 06:25 PM
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 06:26 PM
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She was the first woman that had ever made me laugh...Lovely looking too..

10 yrs later,she still makes me laugh with some of her antics.

I wouldnt have it any other way..She is awesome.
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 06:52 PM
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We had been together about two years here.

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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
We had been together about two years here.


Was Ernie taking the picture

dl

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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 07:24 PM
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you lot are pervs

for me, it was his ****
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Legs and **** Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less BBS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off
LOL. I hope yer wife doesn't read this.
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
She seemed willing to fvck me.
'Seemed'?

But?
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
'Seemed'?

But?
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Was Ernie taking the picture

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I'm sorry, but I don't get it?
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:01 PM
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Twas out with some old works friends when I saw one chatting to this rather fine looking little honey with a cracking rack and a fine ****

I said to my nearest mate "Blimey, she's somewhat out of his league".
Now the mate who was talking to her doesn't really have a league, he's more like a little kid kicking a football against a tree

Turns out she was my mates sister, introductions were made and we've been happily bumping uglies ever since

And:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS

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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:04 PM
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Her cracking personality.



Nah not really..... **** and ****!!!!
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonehead
Twas out with some old works friends when I saw one chatting to this rather fine looking little honey with a cracking rack and a fine ****

I said to my nearest mate "Blimey, she's somewhat out of his league".
Now the mate who was talking to her doesn't really have a league, he's more like a little kid kicking a football against a tree

Turns out she was my mates sister, introductions were made and we've been happily bumping uglies ever since

And:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
Why do you want to see my Husband
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:12 PM
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Bright smile and pert buttock cheeks
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
We had been together about two years here.


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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:33 PM
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yep t1ts and 4rse


plus she gallantly refused all offers of payment



which was nice
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:34 PM
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the clunge
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Why do you want to see my Husband
Edited:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES OF THE LADIES

Sorted
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:49 PM
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Her ability to suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose...

Her brains (and norks)
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 08:54 PM
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Opportunistic resting place, seen here in the centre, minus soap.

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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
You are not the first person to say the same.
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Bright smile and pert buttock cheeks
nice - but what about your wife
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
You are not the first person to say the same.
I was thinking more.......


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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 09:33 PM
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I decided to be more direct with women, didn't do bad but got told by a girl that I was too dopey and she shouldn't have to do the chasing, anyway went working in the States in the July, got back September and decided to put my plan into action, met my wife at j4ckos mates house (she was mates with j4ckos mates sister) and was up for it so broke with my traditional method of messages back and forth and fannying about only to find she was off the market, got her phone number, asked her out and we have now been married for 15 years, so the plan worked, more effectively than any resolution I have made before or since.
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
We had been together about two years here.


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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
I was thinking more.......


Really? He's about a foot too small, ugly and gay!

Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Again, really?

What's with the gay theme?

Or iz that you iz a bit gay innit?
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Old Oct 11, 2010 | 10:06 PM
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Beer Goggles
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