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07 September 2010, 03:05 PM
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hooker is fitter than Colleen.
Therefore his actions are acceptable.
She has been relegated based on performance and appearence and I have to say, it's probably justified.
Therefore his actions are acceptable.
She has been relegated based on performance and appearence and I have to say, it's probably justified.
07 September 2010, 04:21 PM
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07 September 2010, 04:25 PM
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07 September 2010, 04:36 PM
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Show US - I mean that you should SHOW US a picture of your woman for comparative purposes.
OK - you think the ghee bag £1200 a nighter is more attractive looking bird than his missus?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_306x573.jpg
I know which one I'd rather bang
OK - you think the ghee bag £1200 a nighter is more attractive looking bird than his missus?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_306x573.jpg
I know which one I'd rather bang
07 September 2010, 05:46 PM
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Show US - I mean that you should SHOW US a picture of your woman for comparative purposes.
OK - you think the ghee bag £1200 a nighter is more attractive looking bird than his missus?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_306x573.jpg
I know which one I'd rather bang
OK - you think the ghee bag £1200 a nighter is more attractive looking bird than his missus?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_306x573.jpg
I know which one I'd rather bang
Looking like he does, I am not remotely surprised he has to pay for it
As for the hooker being attractive. Would you really want to be with a wimmins who has had God knows how many men errrrrr through her
07 September 2010, 06:14 PM
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If you were paying £1200 for a ***** then I'm sure you could do a hell of a lot better than that, but I think the amount is irrelevant really - she was just at the right place at the right time.
Can't see Colleen forgiving him after that little episode tho. Might get let off if it was a one-off whilst out on the pis$, but 6 or 7 times when this missus is up the duff with the first born is about as bad as it gets!
Feel quite sorry for the hookers family too as they sound liek they're quite respectible! They must be well ashamed finding out their daughter/sister is a *****!
Can't see Colleen forgiving him after that little episode tho. Might get let off if it was a one-off whilst out on the pis$, but 6 or 7 times when this missus is up the duff with the first born is about as bad as it gets!
Feel quite sorry for the hookers family too as they sound liek they're quite respectible! They must be well ashamed finding out their daughter/sister is a *****!
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07 September 2010, 06:19 PM
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Show US - I mean that you should SHOW US a picture of your woman for comparative purposes.
OK - you think the ghee bag £1200 a nighter is more attractive looking bird than his missus?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_306x573.jpg
I know which one I'd rather bang
OK - you think the ghee bag £1200 a nighter is more attractive looking bird than his missus?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_306x573.jpg
I know which one I'd rather bang
i can however give you a wotsit photo if that helps ? Cheesey temple 
07 September 2010, 08:49 PM
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With hindsight in the 17 yrs with my first wife it cost me £1500 a screw so he got a bargin,sadly by the time Rooney gets sorted his £1200 a night will be millions
08 September 2010, 09:26 AM
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08 September 2010, 12:33 PM
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A young man feels the need to use a hooker.
He has money to buy a bit of class.
His wife is up the duff and not responsive.
Nothing new there, then ...... been going on forever.
Only difference is that he has achieved in his chosen profession like none of us have - therefore he needs to be brought down a peg or two.
Stuff of nonsense, the lot of it .... a story from nothing.
He has money to buy a bit of class.
His wife is up the duff and not responsive.
Nothing new there, then ...... been going on forever.
Only difference is that he has achieved in his chosen profession like none of us have - therefore he needs to be brought down a peg or two.
Stuff of nonsense, the lot of it .... a story from nothing.
08 September 2010, 12:39 PM
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Still I'm not saying she is all mercenary, but she is WAY more attractive that he is. I'd say maybe 8 vs a 4.
Why Rooney has to pay £1,200 for a hooker I dunno. He could pull easily 'cos of his fame and £1,200 is a rip off.
08 September 2010, 12:51 PM
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I would have to be paid to sleep with him too.
Colleen should go her own way. She has enough going for her now that she doesn't need him any more. It's a shame their kid may inherit his looks, but the best thing she could do is walk away with a good divorce settlement and find herself a bloke who has a bit more class.
P.s. Am I living in an unreal world when it comes to prostitutes? I mean, some of the things I hearing on here don't seem right! Cos your other half isn't "putting out", it's OK to sleep with a *****?
Colleen should go her own way. She has enough going for her now that she doesn't need him any more. It's a shame their kid may inherit his looks, but the best thing she could do is walk away with a good divorce settlement and find herself a bloke who has a bit more class.
P.s. Am I living in an unreal world when it comes to prostitutes? I mean, some of the things I hearing on here don't seem right! Cos your other half isn't "putting out", it's OK to sleep with a *****?
08 September 2010, 12:56 PM
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Ever noticed that usually only Butchers and Prostitutes are prefixed with "High Class", must be something to do with dealing with "Meat".
She looks like one of those women that just lurks round footballers, there was photos of her with various footballers and Hollyoaks "stars", to dim or lazy to do anything worthwhile and attractive enough to potentially snare a high earning player, or at least get a few quid by ******** them, to be fair, most of that type generally do it for free on the off chance they may end up as a WAG, makes you wonder how many really sell their soul and put up with philandering in exchange for a Cheshire/Essex "Mansion", a RR Sport and some posh frocks. It is crawling with them round here, go in various Cheshire nightspots and they will pour in if there is a Man U or City player holding court.
Rooney is turning into a bit of a pariah, he was crap at the World cup and is now tarnishign his previously pretty good image, you would think that the money, the cars, the fame would be enough, but its always sex, well sex and killing people driving when bladdered that is their downfall.
She looks like one of those women that just lurks round footballers, there was photos of her with various footballers and Hollyoaks "stars", to dim or lazy to do anything worthwhile and attractive enough to potentially snare a high earning player, or at least get a few quid by ******** them, to be fair, most of that type generally do it for free on the off chance they may end up as a WAG, makes you wonder how many really sell their soul and put up with philandering in exchange for a Cheshire/Essex "Mansion", a RR Sport and some posh frocks. It is crawling with them round here, go in various Cheshire nightspots and they will pour in if there is a Man U or City player holding court.
Rooney is turning into a bit of a pariah, he was crap at the World cup and is now tarnishign his previously pretty good image, you would think that the money, the cars, the fame would be enough, but its always sex, well sex and killing people driving when bladdered that is their downfall.
08 September 2010, 12:58 PM
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Not all men come straight out a romcom.
08 September 2010, 01:48 PM
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08 September 2010, 02:51 PM
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In this instance, the wags know what side their bread is buttered so they ignore it.
The same goes for 'normal' relationships. Some women know about it, and just get on with it. The bloke may not even be aware they have been found out.
It's sick, but sometimes you can just smell it on them.
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