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Old Nov 25, 2010 | 06:18 PM
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Oh OK. I'll let you off this once .... Now put that packet of Jaffa Cakes back in the cupboard!! (Either that or pass them over here .... )

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I only have the snack pack ones for my sons snapping.

I don't each chocolate in the week. I get a treat on Saturday
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Old Nov 25, 2010 | 06:21 PM
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Stretch marks don't always happen. I've had two kids and haven't got one
Pics!!
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Old Nov 25, 2010 | 06:27 PM
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The hard bit is staying like that. Its so easy to regress. When the body's metabolic rate slows down (which it does as we get older), one needs redcuse bulk intake and to keep up the physical activities to counteract it.

I probably eat half what I used to in quantity, and all that does is maintain my current weight. To lose more I need to eat even less (in effect starve myself) AND walk the dog a bit faster and further.

I could still quite easily pile a plate 3 layers deep at the Toby carvery if I wanted to (although I'd rather not as its a bit rank). My mates think I'm a big eater because of this, but they don't see what pathetic portions I eat at home. Seriously, I think the dog eats more than I do, and he's only 7kilos!
Ali, I shouldn't be so cheeky to an all powerful god (sorry, mod!), but are you a bloke or a bint?
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 12:20 AM
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Why do you ask...do you want pics?
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 02:03 AM
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She looks bloody terrible in that first pic.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Personal trainer = fail.
Not true Tony. Some people go to the gym with no clue, do a bit of internet investigation to try and get a clue, get bombarded with a lot of contrary info then spend months working out WRONGLY. No weight loss coupled with a feeling of failure equals reaching for the cupcakes and binning off the gym once and for all.
If I had the money I would utilise the services of a personal trainer, there is no doubt he/she would be able to fine tune my training to make the best gains. I am no gym novice either.

Back to Claire Nasir, I think she has done well. She has to keep the fluorescent lycra pics close to hand to stave off the need for a chelsea bun or two!
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Personal trainer = fail.
Here is someone who is a personal trainer in London.

Definitely NOT a fail! Indeed she can train me anyway she wants!!!!

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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 09:40 AM
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You'd have to be able to catch her first....

Think of a donkey with a carrot dangled infront of it.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Myles
Not true Tony. Some people go to the gym with no clue, do a bit of internet investigation to try and get a clue, get bombarded with a lot of contrary info then spend months working out WRONGLY.

This is true, my missus has actually cancelled her gym membership and now just uses her personal trainer, he hosts a "boot camp" in the local park, where they all work out and it has given her fantastic results.

She pays about 30quid a week, its not the cheapest option, but she really enjoys it and the results speak for themselves.

She cancelled her gym membership well over a year ago now, the only thing she says she misses is the swiming pool and sauna
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
You'd have to be able to catch her first....

Think of a donkey with a carrot dangled infront of it.
I am thinking of the carrot and am wondering where you put it!!!!
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Myles
Not true Tony. Some people go to the gym with no clue, do a bit of internet investigation to try and get a clue, get bombarded with a lot of contrary info then spend months working out WRONGLY. No weight loss coupled with a feeling of failure equals reaching for the cupcakes and binning off the gym once and for all.
If I had the money I would utilise the services of a personal trainer, there is no doubt he/she would be able to fine tune my training to make the best gains. I am no gym novice either.

Back to Claire Nasir, I think she has done well. She has to keep the fluorescent lycra pics close to hand to stave off the need for a chelsea bun or two!
Well I can only speak for myself and it would violate my sense of manhood and self-sufficiency....I don't need some 25 y/o buff guy with tatts and a 'hectic' haircut to encourage me to 'feel the burn'.

I've spent time in gyms...a lot...when I was in my early 20's. I'm not an expert but I feel I know what works for me.

Unfortunately I have long term injuries so don't do the gym right now though.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
Why do you ask...do you want pics?
Depends whether you're a bint or not - I don't need to see pics of some hairy arsed bloke!
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Depends whether you're a bint or not - I don't need to see pics of some hairy arsed bloke!
Ha ha, not your thing then?
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Well I can only speak for myself and it would violate my sense of manhood and self-sufficiency....I don't need some 25 y/o buff guy with tatts and a 'hectic' haircut to encourage me to 'feel the burn'.

I've spent time in gyms...a lot...when I was in my early 20's. I'm not an expert but I feel I know what works for me.

Unfortunately I have long term injuries so don't do the gym right now though.
I bet if you havent been in the gym due to long term injuries (circumcision?), you probably have no idea what is good for you now. Bodies change, metabolisms change, and you would need to start from scratch to even contemplate losing bodyfat and/or putting some size on.
So blow six months on 'test and adjust' or employ someone to help you get results straight away. I still ask PTIs on station for advice when I need it.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Ha ha, not your thing then?
Not really. Each to their own!
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I've spent time in gyms...a lot
I knew it!!!
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I knew it!!!
How else are you going to be fit to survive when the inevitable muslim takeover comes on line? He just talks and talks,his fitness regime is self taught. Ninja.
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
How else are you going to be fit to survive when the inevitable muslim takeover comes on line? He just talks and talks,his fitness regime is self taught. Ninja.
too true Myles, a gym bunny ninja, with a nice firm little toosh to boot

muslim hordes beware
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Originally Posted by Myles
How else are you going to be fit to survive when the inevitable muslim takeover comes on line? He just talks and talks,his fitness regime is self taught. Ninja.
They're coming on line?
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Well I can only speak for myself and it would violate my sense of manhood and self-sufficiency....I don't need some 25 y/o buff guy with tatts and a 'hectic' haircut to encourage me to 'feel the burn'.
Just some KY to complete the picture !
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Old Nov 26, 2010 | 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
They're coming on line?
They have to take the biggest threat to their future down first, so coming on line to deal with Tony!
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
I have to keep reassuring Nat as she's ballooned up since getting pregnant.
That's good. Just don't let her read the sexist sh!te on Scoobynet.

Only 25 weeks currently but got a reet gut on her I don't so much mind but the red stretch marks aren't what I'd call sexy.
Do you still love her, though?

Close your eyes, and feel, just feel.

Do you still feel love for her; regardless of any marks she gets on her body, pregnant or not pregnant?

If the answer is yes, then you are not really worried about her marks.


She's said though that once the little bugger has popped out she's off back to Weight Watchers. It does work for her as she lost 37.5lbs last time she went there after hitting 13st and 14-16 (natural size is about 10-12).
That's good, then. She knows what she needs to be; to be appreciated by you, and, by the society aka Scoobynet; in physical sense.

I'm no oil painting body wise so ain't so bad.
You surprise me! What a cool thing to say

She has a varied diet though (and I'm a freeky eater) so it will be asier for her to lose the baby weight than me

Well, you can, too. Do you really want to, though? May be not, becuss you iz a man So, it really matterz not in scoobynet eyes .
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 12:30 AM
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i would

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Photohopped as they all are but still a very good transformation.
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Losing all the weight so quickly would produce nasty rolls of skin.

Lad and a lady I know both lost weight very quickly using that Lighter Life stuff and they've got these huge saggy bits of skin.
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Losing all the weight so quickly would produce nasty rolls of skin.

Lad and a lady I know both lost weight very quickly using that Lighter Life stuff and they've got these huge saggy bits of skin.
On the plus side, stretch and tease the spare skin into the right places, few staples and it would be possible to effect some "wings" and then they can fly like a Flying Squirell, what being quite light with a decent ammount of lift from the Bingo Wings.
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The hands are placed very strategically so the photoshopper can use them as a guide... But she looks good nonetheless. No doubt she will go up a size when the pressure's off, but even one size up she would still be OK.
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That doesnt look right that pic, she is 40 and has a very flabby belly and then she looks like a 19 year old fitness fanatic, I can appreciate she has lost some weight but there is no stretched skin, no orange peel, its either a miracle or like some have said, photoshop.
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Old Dec 23, 2010 | 12:45 PM
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A good spray tan can hide a multitude of sins too remember!
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