Splitpin

Now you've done it. I fully expect "Blame Hopper" to become the tactic du nuit at tomorrow's debate between the one-eyed mentalist, Cameron and that other bloke wot everyone suddenly likes cos he isn't the other two (but who doesn't want you to know about his expenses, or that expenses-fiddling Lord who bankrolls him).

Rather than "Nick agrees with me", it's going to be "That **** Hopper". Just you wait.

Edit: What happens when this thread reaches 250 posts? Do we all get a Smartie?

joz8968

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No, we all win £5.

APIDavid

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I sent this around earlier today:-

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

Boom boom

Hopper

There you go, just like a politician, blame the other bloke!

If you READ THE THREAD you will find I didn't even come into it until the third page . . .

Anyway, I am going to sit back now and ensure mine is the 250th post.

I'll put the fiver earned into the fighting fund to clear my name !!!

joz8968

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lol