but of course not it just wouldnt be proper.

 

puss in boots

That reminds me, i think i am going to wear my very high very thigh boots tonight but i have a bit of a fold where they have been lying flat on the bit that goes over the knee, is there anything i can do to flatten it out? They are very soft leather.

I only have a couple of hours to get them sorted

 

No suggestions. But are you going to be wearing anything else?

Pictures of the birthday girl are required

 

That is almost improper, she is only 21

I am going to wear something on my top half but as yet i am still emptying my drawers trying to find something

 

What's wrong with 21? The last young lady who graced my arm is only 21

 

On the way to the cells?

 

The last one who grabbed hold of me in custody reminded me of you.

56, alcoholic, and arrested under the Mental Health Act

 

That must be a new one, never heard of hental

I usually get arrested for health and safety reasons

56 my ****

 

Outraging public decency, more like it!

You just want to end up in my handcuffs, don't you?

 

As long as there are fluffy ones

am just about ready now. Have decided to wear the complete opposite to what i was going to wear

 

would that be ankle boots oppose to thigh boots

 

Typical woman



I'm off to the pub now. Don't forget to get some photos of the young ladies for all us pervs on here

 

oooo what a hot topic I started.

Well to let you all know, I went out and bought some Veet Waxing Strips.

It was a complete disaster! They are so messy! I also ended up taking off half my skin so a bit sore today lol

My advice, get it done professionally!

Anyways heres my next issue which is to do with the car if any of you lot can help.

https://www.scoobynet.com/ice-2/7969...ging-down.html

 

For a comprehensive list of terms, click below.

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson "You can't say c__t in Canada"

 

I think that's what we suggested in the first place! Women, always have to find stuff out for ourselves, the difficult way!

 

the painfull way by the sound of it

 

But did you take off any hair?

 

Any pics of the results?

 

I was trying to save a few quid

 

Splicer you said Growler

 

I know!!





These are the best strips I've found. Available from Boots.

 

Oops! Forgot to post the link.


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