If You Could Have Your Time again.........
Oct 5, 2009 | 04:29 PM
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I would not try to "Accidently" stick my dick up Emma's @rse. I liked Emma.
Oct 5, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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I would not try to "Accidently" stick my dick up Emma's @rse. I liked Emma.
Please tell me Emma is a person and not a pet.
Oct 5, 2009 | 04:38 PM
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Please tell me Emma is a person and not a pet.
Emma is a person, yes.
Oct 5, 2009 | 04:41 PM
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Emma is a person, yes.
You've just gone up in my estimation.
Oct 5, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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I wouldn't have started smoking or drinking wine - because I've got a real **** off redwine hangover in work today
Oct 5, 2009 | 05:28 PM
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Emma is a person, yes.
And you're male and I presume Emma is female - yes.
Because that really determines if you've gone up the estimation list
Oct 5, 2009 | 05:54 PM
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If you could have your time again.......
What would you NOT do ?
1. I would not work for anybody else.
2. I would not have had a family.
3. I would not have settled down and got married.
4. I would not have bought a house.
5. I would not have any responsibilities.
6. I would not have bought a TAG.
What would you think you would do ?
a. I would have bought a large piece of land from my farmer friend.
b. I would have the nicest caravan you have ever seen, with a barn for my toys.
b1. I would only work for myself.
c. I would get up when I want.
d. I would go to bed when I want.
e. I would have girlfriends for sex only.
f. I would do whatever I wanted.
I think if I had not done the points 2&3 it would have played on my mind, until my death.
{In fact if I hadnt done points 2&3 I would be dead already.}
Oct 5, 2009 | 05:55 PM
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The problem here isn't stilover's desire to enjoy the experience, nor Emma's presumed objection and hence her departure. It was the 'accidental' approach to the deed ! Most wimmins I have known enjoy
that , but it has to be done delicately (at first
) and with full consent and the proper preparation
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:03 PM
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The problem here isn't stilover's desire to enjoy the experience, nor Emma's presumed objection and hence her departure. It was the 'accidental' approach to the deed ! Most wimmins I have known enjoy
that , but it has to be done delicately (at first
) and with full consent and the proper preparation
And plenty of lubrication.
I've said too much, haven't I?
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:14 PM
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From: in a place where there lots of rocks to chuck at feejits
Duckhams, Splicer?
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:16 PM
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Duckhams, Splicer?
WD40. And spit!
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:20 PM
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From: in a place where there lots of rocks to chuck at feejits
my kinda gal !!
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:23 PM
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WD40. And spit!
Does the wee tube allow you to get it in the right place!
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Oct 5, 2009 | 06:25 PM
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alloy? is it metal?
blimey
*brings a whole new concept to the Futurama phrase, " Kiss my shiny metal ***"
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:25 PM
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Does the wee tube alloy you to get it in the right place!
Alloy or allow?
Dan..............
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:27 PM
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Alloy or allow?
Dan..............
You no what I meaned yoo diddy!
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:30 PM
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You no what I meaned yoo diddy!
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:56 PM
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From: .........
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Tam the bam
Really! I'm fooking addicted to them, in fact I've got a 500g bag sitting in front of me at the moment
With some beer..............
Oct 5, 2009 | 06:57 PM
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oldsplice
Please tell me Emma is a person and not a pet.
Yeah none of that pet sex thing!
Oct 5, 2009 | 07:12 PM
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stilover
I would not try to "Accidently" stick my dick up Emma's @rse. I liked Emma.
It's easier to apologise afterwards than get permission beforehand
Oct 5, 2009 | 07:23 PM
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oldsplice
And plenty of lubrication.
I've said too much, haven't I?
I like you more and more each day
Oct 5, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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I wouldn't have given three years of my life to a useless good for nothing ****.
Apart from that nothing really.
Oct 5, 2009 | 09:22 PM
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I like you more and more each day
Oct 6, 2009 | 11:39 AM
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Only a couple of minor things, all pretty good otherwise.
Les
Oct 6, 2009 | 11:59 AM
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Deep Singh
Not have ever starting smoking, though I have now quit.
Same for me.
Oct 6, 2009 | 01:25 PM
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From: Kent
Clicked on this topic and wasted ANOTHER 5 mins of my life....
Oct 6, 2009 | 10:37 PM
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Probably would have given the Heroin a miss.
Oct 6, 2009 | 11:14 PM
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Beat up a copper once in a drunken rage..
Ran over a love rival in my Mk5 Cortina..
Let off a fire extinguisher in my local on Chritmas eve and blasted everyone(red carded
)
Sold my 2 RS2000's cheaply,as they wasnt worth a lot at the time.
Sure there must be more..
Oct 7, 2009 | 12:44 PM
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Sheila Hill
.... oh, and a few mates birds, oops.
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