my missus opens the car door into the wall. i know its her because i'm really careful. she'll say she thought i wouldnt notice. good thing i got some touch up paint

wiley

 

Breaths .....

 

I could write a book for the daft stuff my doris has done.... but here's a couple of recent f##k ups....

she parked my car on our drive one afternoon, immediately went into the garage to get her own can and reversed into mine on the driveway!
She'd forgotten it was there was her reasoning... lucky it was the company car and not the Scoob!

Last week she put a chicken in a roasting tin and put the stuffing in the bottom of the tin instead of inside the chicken....... then moaned half way through the cooking cos the stuffing was all soggy!

She has her own successful business..... god knows how it works though

and WHY do wimmin always leave the bloody lights on in the house when the're not in that particular room? and haven't been for ages!

cheers
Rob