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sorry couldn't resist

 

My poor spelling, yes I should KNOW better. I have no excuse other than typing on a netbook with long nails isn't easy. The bad spelling is just laziness. I don't mind being honest there.

 

I posted a "lengthy rebuttal" *sniggers* at some of the points raised on this thread, just as SN went offline!! Bugger! I would complain, but I don't want to be seen as anally retentive.

Anyway, my question is:
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Does posting on this thread make me look gay?

 

EFA?

 

Edited For Accuracy, Matteboy!

HTH!

 

Too damn subtle for me! Thanks Ns4!

 

No, but you could still be ignorant

Of course, ******** are equally wrong, in fact there are usually more germs around your mouth than your ring piece, so which is dirtier to do?

Just think of it as another kind of contraception

Geezer

 

i read that there are more germs on a kitchen dish cloth than your average toilet seat


i suppose the difference maybe that the germs on a dish cloth are by and large "ghey" germs, whereas the ones on a toilet seat are "hardcore" proper germs

 

Look back door action just isn't my bag, just because you can, doesn't make it right! As to whether I know what I'm talking about, this being SN it means I can express my opinions, more so if they seem ignorant and misinformed!

 

jon, I agree we are all entitled to an opinion.
Mine being that the lads who like to have a bit of bum fun with their misses don't like the attitude that they end up with a ***** covered in poop from doing it. Thats just not the case.
But they can look after themselves.

 

stilover has it spot on. Some ridiculously vehement protestations in this thread.

 

Hey, I never said it would be covered in it, just stinking of it! I don't have a problem with other people doing it, all I'm saying is packing fudge is just not for me!

 

It's just not everyones cup of tea. I understand that.
The thought of having an **** prolapse is bad enough!

 

Yeah, but doing it every now & then is ok. **** Stars who take it up there rough, are the ones who'll end up having problems.

Stop denying your BF what he obviously wants.

EDIT:-
Hysteria1983. You do know women can suffer an **** Prolapse when pregnant. Does that mean you are never having kids?

 

I already have two children.
And I have nevr had an **** prolapse from pregnancy, childbirth or the occasional bit of bum fun.
stilover, if you read back a little you will know exactly where I stand on the subject of **** sex.
Yes a woman who has only done it a few times doesn't have much of a chance of that happening. Someone like Brianna Banks (not sure if she even does ****) might have 'issues' with taking a poop without needing to be put back together though.

 

I was put off of it for years once, me and a GF after being out on the lash gave it a go, and I can 100% tell you that you can end up smothered in it.

I nearly wretched just writing that.


My father once told me to steer clear of girls that took it up the pooper on the first date, he was right.

 

I won't even ask how you got into that conversation with your own dad!!!

Father: "Nice weather today son; you out on the town tonight"
Son: "Yeah dad; the lads and I are going out for a few beers"
Father: "Ok, but watch out for the crafty butcher girls"
Son: "What are you on about dad?"
Father: "You know crafty butchers; they like their meat delivered round the back"
Son: *Thud*

 

Ns04 -

 

Jelouse?

 

My wife is beginning to suspect my sexual preference. Last night I tried to slip it in her rear. When she began to complain about the pain, I stupidly told her to take it like a man.

 

Just hock up a nice big greener on her chocolate starfish it will slip right in smooth as silk. She'll love it

 

Thers nowt wrong with giving it her up the Balloon Knot .!!!!!

Get her to stick the Rampant up the chuff at the same time .
They love it

 

Thats romance for you!

 

Nice!

Sounds good - can we have a pic?

 

I had an Indian last night, and my **** is killing me today.

Next time I'll make sure I'm the one giving.

 

Nice bit of editing there Spooky mulder!

 

well there is the option of wearing a balaclava before a turd burgling adventure!
an how the hell do you manage to smell your own weapon? is it that strong of a stink or does the other party check it out after with a good sniff?

and for the record, yes have been there g/f didnt really like it too much, and wont be visiting the dark side again (unless i club her over the head and drag her back to the cave)

 

Yes, especially after its just been fishing for brown trout!

 

I have been known to slip er one up the Bournville Boulavard .

If your a bit nervous of a mess ,then soap her up in the shower ,makes entry a little more comfortable .!!!

Then you can wash any clag straight off .!!!



Dont knock it until you,ve tried it .

 

yep i,ve taken a stroll up the Cadbury Cul de Sac