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Old 08 July 2009, 10:27 PM
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Nope, a woman's G spot is not in the bum! pmsl.
It's in the other hole, the one where a ***** is 'supposed' to go.
And I thought it was just matteboy who had a lot to learn. ha ha.
Old 08 July 2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
I can honestly say it's not my cup of tea.
That may be where you are going wrong if you were doing it with a cup of tea. The cup is big with a lumpy handle on it, the tea will be hot and then spill all over the bed. Not surprised you didn't like it
Old 08 July 2009, 10:30 PM
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HAHA,yeah i know there is one in the normal hole But i also thought there was something similar in the botty department too
Old 08 July 2009, 10:39 PM
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Lol & spooky Mulder, you get the picture.
Foofighter.... 100% there is no g spot in a womans A hole.
That is why I can never understand why 'some' women like it so much. There is nothing up there to make it enjoyable. I think it more of a fact it's taboo, and a bit naughty/wrong that turns them on.
Nothing feels more wrong to me than walking like John Wayne and not being able to take a poop for 4 days!
Sorry if thats too much info, but your all big boys, i'm pretty sure you can handle it.
Old 08 July 2009, 10:42 PM
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no probs,but thats wot made me think there was something up there,coz they have all enjoyed it so much
Old 08 July 2009, 10:44 PM
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Oh FFS, there is nothing wrong with banging a woman up the ****ter!

As long as she asks/ wants or man asks

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Old 08 July 2009, 10:47 PM
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Noooooo, the last thing you want is for her to ask.

.....there should be an element of force/persuasion LOL.
Old 08 July 2009, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Foofighter
no probs,but thats wot made me think there was something up there,coz they have all enjoyed it so much
lol & they have all enjoyed it so much. Done a fair bit of brown lovin' there then chap?

mr_impreza.... we didn't say there ws anything wrong with it.

And davyboy, of course there has to be a little bit of sweet talking and persuasion, other wise it just doesn't seem fun. Where is the fun if she just bends over and says ok.

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Old 08 July 2009, 10:59 PM
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lol,i've had my moments,but then like u said earlier,i am a consenting adult and so were they,well,maybe not all of them
Old 08 July 2009, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983

mr_impreza.... we didn't say there ws anything wrong with it.
Oh ok, so in that case bend over
Old 08 July 2009, 11:03 PM
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Tut tut Foofighter

mr_impeza... there is only one SN member I bend over for.
Old 08 July 2009, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
of course there has to be a little bit of sweet talking and persuasion, other wise it just doesn't seem fun. Where is the fun if she just bends over and says ok.
Like my mate once said to a woman. 'Can i put it up your bottom, i cant feel your fanny'

And yes she did tell him to **** off and she has never talked to him since
Old 08 July 2009, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Tut tut Foofighter

mr_impeza... there is only one SN member I bend over for.
Oh aye
Old 08 July 2009, 11:06 PM
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i did mean they were all adults
Old 08 July 2009, 11:08 PM
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Wouldn't be able to do it, the thought of getting a bit of sweetcorn stuck in the end of my **** is just too much!!!
Old 08 July 2009, 11:14 PM
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Yuk Moley!
I don't eat sweetcorn.
Old 08 July 2009, 11:20 PM
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but would u eat his **** if it was covered in chocolate
Old 08 July 2009, 11:22 PM
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No, Like I said there is only one SN member who I consent to anything with!
Old 08 July 2009, 11:24 PM
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oh,ok. Does it begin with F,end in R and have ooighte in the middle?
Old 08 July 2009, 11:26 PM
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*****!!! i missed out an F!!!!! too many jd's
Old 08 July 2009, 11:33 PM
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I think each to their own, really. I personally would never even think of entering my wife's bottom with my winkle, it's just not cricket

But I accept that certain people like that sort of mischief.. let's hope they don't go to San Francisco to be punished!
Old 08 July 2009, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Insipid Gimp
it's just not cricket
Its a million times better than cricket

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Old 08 July 2009, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Yes, no problem in admitting it. I am a consenting adult.
I can honestly say it's not my cup of tea.
Its a different story for a man and a woman though.
A man has more nerve endings inside his ***, also the male g spot is supposed to be up there somewhere!
As for a woman, it's just for doing a no. 2.
And talking out of
Old 08 July 2009, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Its a million times better than cricket
Good for you, you ruffian!
Old 08 July 2009, 11:56 PM
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Hi Pete !
Old 09 July 2009, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Hi Pete !
Off the mark there I think. I don't think Pete has ever used the word "ruffian". He'll be calling people "blackguards" next, I shouldn't wonder.
Old 09 July 2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
wash your mouth out 84 (no pun intented)

and write the following lines a thousand times

"one up the bum, no harm done"


My bum will stay a virgin
Old 09 July 2009, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300

My bum will stay a virgin
Mine as well
Old 09 July 2009, 12:36 AM
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nowt wrong with a bit of 'Cash Machine' with consenting heterosexual partners i say

whereas with the Vagina Decliner its wrong
Old 09 July 2009, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Yes, no problem in admitting it. I am a consenting adult.
I can honestly say it's not my cup of tea.
Its a different story for a man and a woman though.
A man has more nerve endings inside his ***, also the male g spot is supposed to be up there somewhere!
As for a woman, it's just for doing a no. 2.



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