Hysteria1983

Nope, he doesn't come in Non scooby related. Too much mischief. lol.

I will add, I have never played cricket.

jonc

Bum love = sh!tty smellin' **** with **** stuck in your japseye, plus **** prolapse for the other girl/guy/you*

*delete where appropriate.

Hysteria1983

Another one who knows nothing about the subject matter in discussion.
Is there not an unwritten rule that if you know **** all about the subject matter that you should keep your trap shut?

kingofturds

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I guess you must do 23 stone truckers up the wrongun

kingofturds

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You have had more men up there than have been on the moon

ronjeramy

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I take it your not into cricket then? after you last venture into brown love

jonc

Oooh saucer and milk, table 5! No need to get defensive! so you like to give/take it up the ****. Good for you!

Matteeboy

I know nothing about murdering someone but that doesn't mean I can't say it's wrong.

Up the **** is called up the wrong 'un for a reason.

jonc

Why are you a 23 stone trucker? Why are you asking? Just make it clear, I'm not interested.

STi wanna Subaru

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I would guess if you want to get technical about it then oral sex should really be considered a no go....... but who in their right mind would ever say that was wrong?!

Leslie

I certainly would not want to do that, I don't find the thought appealing at all. Can't see whats wrong with doing it naturally anyway.

The other factor of course is that its pretty risky as we now know.

I reckon that most of those shouting about it haven't done it anyway, all for effect I bet!

Les

Hysteria1983

Nobody said it's right or wrong. I know murdering someone is wrong, but if I wanted to do it, i'm sure i'd find a way, Probably get caught red handed though!
I am sure you blokes have seen many films in where the lady partaking in a bit of back door action does not result in the bloke have a choccy ****?
Come one get real, you are all more educated than that!

Devildog

Don't be silly

This is scoobynet - the unwritten rule says that the less you know about a subject, the more you should bang on about it

Hysteria1983

Of course, I should no better! What's my punishment? lol

kingofturds

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That's just asking for a smutty reply

stilover

Bend over and find out........

Matteeboy

Hysteria - what's all this about being educated? Like many others here I have plenty of academic quals up to a degree. But I don't fancy cruising up the Cadbury Canal. Doesn't me uneducated really does it?

Hysteria1983

lol.
I have been siting here attempting to think of as many references to bum sex as I can.
I need to go and bang my head against a a wall or something and stop thinking this way. Damn SN and you corruptive lot!

kingofturds

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Only surfers and queers hang around newquay matteboy and I don't see you holding a surfboard

ronjeramy

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Have a look for porno bloopers in the tinternet there's alsorts of accedents happen. when wimmins in pornos are going to do **** they generally have a enema(sp) to stop any "accedents" and lube up well in advance for said sceen.

kingofturds

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May I be of assistance I'll be gentle and not start of like a jackhammer on speed

Hysteria1983

Mateeboy you are taking me too literally.
We are probably all super duper clever on paper. Some of us however like the vital communication skills and common sense required for a bit of witty tongue in cheek banter.
I am not trying to make you out a fool hun.

Hysteria1983

ronjeramy (great name by the way) thanks for the info on the enema. 'Tis true some women who do that sort of thing go to great length to stay clean back there.
I can only imgine what people think when you go for one of those though.

Devildog

Matt manages to do that all by himself

hodgy0_2

look, as I commented on another thread, its the most natural, loving, romantic thing you can do to a woman,

at least thats what I tell my wife;-)

and sometimes I get the distinct impression that some female's just dont appreciate the effort we go to

Matteeboy

Nor do I...

And I avoid Spewquay at all costs...



Hysteria - reverse sarcasm. I see it didn't work...

Hysteria1983

I think if a man wants to do it all the time I would be concenred.
I draw the line when I get asked NOT to shave my legs and to wear a short wig.

Hysteria1983

Sarcasm is overrated

stilover

I take it you've never tried it then? One of the "It'll mean I'm Gay" people.

I do do it with my Girlfriend. Not everytime, not most times, not very often in fact. Just now & then when we're both feeling a little naughty.

As long as your partner isn't bunged up, or has a case of the *****, and there is a little lube (either natural or bottled) when your ***** will not come back out covered in ****.

As said before. If you don't know what your talking about.......

SwissTony

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I dont think she knows