what ia a 'real' woman?
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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mr_impreza
very well mate, haveing a few beers chilling. you bud??
Good stuff mate
I'm good although had a bit of a scare this afternoon as my father in law was rushed in to hospital with a suspected perforated bowel, turns out it was a serious stomach ulcer, he's had an op and will be back to normal soon
Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:46 PM
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Tam the bam
Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Checklist before Tam's holiday *
1. Post up Babe of the week
2. Passport & ticket
3. **** off
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:53 PM
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Checklist before Tam's holiday *
1. Post up Babe of the week
2. Passport & ticket
3. **** off
Exactly what I intend to do Swish
Hope ye all don't miss me too much
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:54 PM
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Vicki Butler -Henderson
A real woman:
:shudder: or in her case, :wobble: eeeeeewwwwwwww
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:56 PM
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Enjoy your hols TTB, somewhere sunny and warm with lot's of young ladies in skimpy swimwear I hope.
Oct 16, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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Tam the bam
Good stuff mate
I'm good although had a bit of a scare this afternoon as my father in law was rushed in to hospital with a suspected perforated bowel, turns out it was a serious stomach ulcer, he's had an op and will be back to normal soon
Oh and I'm fooking off for a weeks holiday on Monday so all is good
Good to hear he will be ok mate.
Go and enjoy your holiday mate,stag a load of bitches and take pics
Oct 16, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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:shudder: or in her case, :wobble: eeeeeewwwwwwww
Oct 17, 2008 | 05:10 PM
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a real woman never screams ''take it out it hurts''
A real woman would like to have the opportunity!
Oct 17, 2008 | 05:46 PM
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A real woman...? Hmm.... I can't remember the last time I spoke to one, let alone did anything else with one
I only know girls. Daft bints who just giggle and pull faces, who can't string a sentence together, and think giving a bloke a good time in the sack means just lying still like a bag of spuds
My idea of a real woman:
Good looking.
Sense of humour.
Intelligent.
Morals.
And desperate
Oct 17, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Tam the bam
Exactly what I intend to do Swish
Hope ye all don't miss me too much
Footage of Tam on holiday....speaking of the ideal woman....nice one, Tam!!!
Oct 17, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Bugger! Not quick enough!
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:00 PM
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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Which four?
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:00 PM
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ScoobyWon't
Which four?
All except the first one, obviously!
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:01 PM
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A real woman is found when you ask the question
Do you take it in the wrong un ?
to which she replies
There is no wrong un !
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:02 PM
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Ah well, four out of five ain't bad.
Bugger! Not quick enough!
you are on the top, is that what you meant?
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:05 PM
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you are on the top, is that what you meant?
You don't go on top at my age...........best to be laying flat so everything(more or less) stays in place!
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:08 PM
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Dunno about the pink shorts though!
Cheers
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:08 PM
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You don't go on top at my age...........best to be laying flat so everything(more or less) stays in place!
less jiggles if you lay on your front
you could always try a body stocking............just dont forget to take it off before sex.........or you will see your toes curl up
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Oct 17, 2008 | 06:12 PM
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she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:13 PM
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she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Nor has she got any Chebs!
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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sarasquares
less jiggles if you lay on your front
you could always try a body stocking............just dont forget to take it off before sex.........or you will see your toes curl up
Doggy fashion..........if I can keep my vest tucked in my knickers.
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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Nor has she got any Chebs!
who cares, her thighs would crush a man and her bum cheeks are solid, she would hurt you boys
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:15 PM
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sarasquares
she is still quite attractive, she hasn't got that manly look
Are you mad?????? She's more man than Tam!
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:16 PM
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she has a pretty face though
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:16 PM
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Oct 17, 2008 | 06:17 PM
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who cares, her thighs would crush a man and her bum cheeks are solid, she would hurt you boys
Her vag muscles could squeeze a **** like a tube of toothpaste too, Women + body-building = Wrong!
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:18 PM
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Oct 17, 2008 | 06:20 PM
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Tam the bam
Her vag muscles could squeeze a **** like a tube of toothpaste too, Women + body-building = Wrong!
Just. Doing. My. Pelvic. Floor. Exercises. Whilst. Typing. This.
Oct 17, 2008 | 06:22 PM
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