what ia a 'real' woman?
Oct 16, 2008 | 04:15 PM
I bought a 1/4 of rainbow powder and a 1/4 of sugar almonds today. I found an olde sweety shop with hundreds of jars of sweets, it was awesome
Oct 16, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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Thats better
Oct 16, 2008 | 04:23 PM
Thanks chief
Oct 16, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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From: Selling the scoob to buy a CTR
he can be sweet when he wants to
Oct 16, 2008 | 04:36 PM
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Oct 16, 2008 | 04:37 PM
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From: Selling the scoob to buy a CTR
as if lol
Oct 16, 2008 | 04:48 PM
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From: Here, There, Everywhere
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Gutted
Penny chew?
That made me chuckle.
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
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Hows that ideal... it's got fanny hair
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:12 PM
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what do you need the feet for?
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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sarasquares
what do you need the feet for?
leverage?
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:18 PM
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sarasquares
what do you need the feet for?
F**k me boots
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:19 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
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what do you need the feet for?
Fetish lovers
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:19 PM
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sarasquares
what do you need the feet for?
So she can walk to the fridge and get me a beer.
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:21 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
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So she can walk to the fridge and get me a beer.
or...
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:25 PM
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From: Arborfield, Berkshire
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You taking the **** with the last one? Pass me a puke bag pls
Simon
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:30 PM
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From: Doncaster, S. Yorks.
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And finally......the ultimate
So ladies ditch the make up and short skirts and pick up a shovel or show a bloke how to really drive on a track
I'd rather have sex with Ray Parlour....
Oh wait...
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:32 PM
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You taking the **** with the last one? Pass me a puke bag pls
Simon
Dont bloody lie - you would if you could
Oct 16, 2008 | 05:50 PM
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The Chief
Dont bloody lie - you would if you could
I don't think a certain part of my body could rise to the occasion if she was naked in front of me.
Horrible woman.
Oct 16, 2008 | 07:57 PM
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A real woman is the one you've got.
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But not necessarily the one you want
Oct 16, 2008 | 08:21 PM
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id say the perfect lass is a lady who can be one of the lads but also be a lady when needed but also a **** in the bedroom.
Oct 16, 2008 | 08:52 PM
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A real woman:
Oct 16, 2008 | 09:44 PM
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A real woman:
my you have piled on the pounds chubby since i last saw you at the mcrae gathering
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:14 PM
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my you have piled on the pounds chubby since i last saw you at the mcrae gathering
Slap her **** and surf the waves!
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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From: There is only one God - Elvis!
Roll her in flour and aim for the wet bit
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:19 PM
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Tam the bam
Slap her **** and surf the waves!
with an *** like beth ditto or whatever she is called, dont you mean tsunami
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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a real woman never screams ''take it out it hurts''
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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with an *** like beth ditto or whatever she is called, dont you mean tsunami
Hmm good point Gimpy!
How are you this fine evening?
Oct 16, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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Tam the bam
Hmm good point Gimpy!
How are you this fine evening?
very well mate, haveing a few beers chilling. you bud??
Horrible woman. 
