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Old 16 October 2008, 01:44 PM
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just curious guys
Old 16 October 2008, 01:46 PM
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ME!!!
Old 16 October 2008, 01:50 PM
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A real woman is:-

A good cook
A good house keeper
A good clothes washer
A good Ironer
A good F*ck

Hope this helps.
Old 16 October 2008, 01:51 PM
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One that doesn't play mind games i.e. non-existent
Old 16 October 2008, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
A real woman is:-

A good cook
A good house keeper
A good clothes washer
A good Ironer
A good F*ck

Hope this helps.
so looks are out the window then?
Old 16 October 2008, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
A real woman is:-

A good cook
A good house keeper
A good clothes washer
A good Ironer
A good F*ck

Hope this helps.
She said 'real', not 'ideal'!
Old 16 October 2008, 01:53 PM
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Old 16 October 2008, 01:54 PM
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Old 16 October 2008, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
so looks are out the window then?
No. She has to have the looks of a Glamour model too.

Post a pic of yourself, and I'll give you an honest assesment.
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Originally Posted by 84of300
stilover on his way to work, this morning

ha ha, just what i had in mind :lol1
Old 16 October 2008, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
stilover on his way to work, this morning


Old 16 October 2008, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
No. She has to have the looks of a Glamour model too.
here you go



Old 16 October 2008, 01:58 PM
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One that isnt up her own ****. Nothing worse than a female who thinks she is better than others.

You know the type, sunglasses on in the rain, quite often seen in a Range Rover Sport/SLK type thing
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
here you go



The one on the left has got `come to bed` eyes.

She's teasing me.
Old 16 October 2008, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
The one on the left has got `come to bed` eyes.

She's teasing me.
She won't be able to give you much of a hand job though!
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1 - Pulse
2 - Non dangly genitals
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
1 - Pulse
2 - Non dangly genitals
Yep nothing worse than a **** like a horses tongue or pish flaps like Gene Autry's saddle bags!
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
One that doesn't play mind games i.e. non-existent
Theyre all head ***** arnt they, being messed about by one as we speak :
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Big ***** on a female does it for me
Old 16 October 2008, 02:33 PM
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One who is cute, kind, a pleasure to be with, interesting conversation, forgiving, sensitive, sincere, adorable and likes ****.

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Stilover's other half:



Old 16 October 2008, 02:44 PM
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where do i get one of those t-shirts!!!? i want to wear it next time the other half takes me to his mothers for sunday lunch!!!
Old 16 October 2008, 02:54 PM
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The term 'real woman' when used by women means a fat bird who's too lazy to sort herself out so they use this term to make themselves feel ok about it.

completely different meaning when used by men.
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Originally Posted by scoobybubbles
where do i get one of those t-shirts!!!? i want to wear it next time the other half takes me to his mothers for sunday lunch!!!
It would have to read.

"Can't cook, thats why were going to my husband mothers for lunch"

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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Stilover's other half:



I'll take her.
Old 16 October 2008, 03:01 PM
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My other half
Old 16 October 2008, 03:03 PM
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well, all i can say, its great NOT being a real woman


you guys dont want much do you?
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
well, all i can say, its great NOT being a real woman


you guys dont want much do you?
We spend all our time being the perfedt men for you lot, that it is only fair we deserve something in return
Old 16 October 2008, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
We spend all our time being the perfedt men for you lot, that it is only fair we deserve something in return
pah, ive seen your dress sense


i think you are lucky the xmas decorations arent up yet
Old 16 October 2008, 03:26 PM
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One who is a tomboy and can do stuff better then men - scary but check this lot out, they are tomboy (ish) and have a massive following.





And finally......the ultimate




So ladies ditch the make up and short skirts and pick up a shovel or show a bloke how to really drive on a track


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