what ia a 'real' woman?
16 October 2008, 01:44 PM
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what ia a 'real' woman?
just curious guys
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A real woman is:-
A good cook
A good house keeper
A good clothes washer
A good Ironer
A good F*ck
Hope this helps.
16 October 2008, 01:51 PM
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One that doesn't play mind games i.e. non-existent
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A real woman is:-
A good cook
A good house keeper
A good clothes washer
A good Ironer
A good F*ck
Hope this helps.
so looks are out the window then?
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A real woman is:-
A good cook
A good house keeper
A good clothes washer
A good Ironer
A good F*ck
Hope this helps.
She said 'real', not 'ideal'!
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stilover on his way to work, this morning
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so looks are out the window then?
No. She has to have the looks of a Glamour model too.
Post a pic of yourself, and I'll give you an honest assesment.
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stilover on his way to work, this morning
ha ha, just what i had in mind :lol1
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No. She has to have the looks of a Glamour model too.
here you go
16 October 2008, 01:58 PM
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One that isnt up her own ****. Nothing worse than a female who thinks she is better than others.
You know the type, sunglasses on in the rain, quite often seen in a Range Rover Sport/SLK type thing
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here you go
The one on the left has got `come to bed` eyes.
She's teasing me.
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The one on the left has got `come to bed` eyes.
She's teasing me.
She won't be able to give you much of a hand job though!
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1 - Pulse
2 - Non dangly genitals
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1 - Pulse
2 - Non dangly genitals
Yep nothing worse than a **** like a horses tongue or pish flaps like Gene Autry's saddle bags!
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One that doesn't play mind games i.e. non-existent
Theyre all head ***** arnt they, being messed about by one as we speak
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Big ***** on a female does it for me
16 October 2008, 02:33 PM
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One who is cute, kind, a pleasure to be with, interesting conversation, forgiving, sensitive, sincere, adorable and likes ****.
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16 October 2008, 02:44 PM
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where do i get one of those t-shirts!!!? i want to wear it next time the other half takes me to his mothers for sunday lunch!!!
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The term 'real woman' when used by women means a fat bird who's too lazy to sort herself out so they use this term to make themselves feel ok about it.
completely different meaning when used by men.
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where do i get one of those t-shirts!!!? i want to wear it next time the other half takes me to his mothers for sunday lunch!!!
It would have to read.
"Can't cook, thats why were going to my husband mothers for lunch"
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I'll take her.
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16 October 2008, 03:03 PM
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well, all i can say, its great NOT being a real woman
you guys dont want much do you?
16 October 2008, 03:18 PM
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well, all i can say, its great NOT being a real woman
you guys dont want much do you?
We spend all our time being the perfedt men for you lot, that it is only fair we deserve something in return
16 October 2008, 03:21 PM
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We spend all our time being the perfedt men for you lot, that it is only fair we deserve something in return
pah, ive seen your dress sense
i think you are lucky the xmas decorations arent up yet
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