What's your favourite Insult?
03 October 2008, 01:25 PM
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I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $hit.
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03 October 2008, 02:04 PM
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mine got infracted and removed. Sad sad cretin haha.
03 October 2008, 02:11 PM
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which ugly ****** **** sucking sh!te head infracted me
03 October 2008, 02:31 PM
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you complete plank !!!
or you complete plum ...those are the gentle ones
rest of the time I lower myself to some geordie insult which involves "going away" and have a number 2
03 October 2008, 02:35 PM
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Turdburger.
03 October 2008, 02:37 PM
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"working here is like being a guest on the muppet show"
tends to get results
03 October 2008, 02:43 PM
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Turdburger.
Turd burgler FTW.
Best insult I have used is
"I bet your daddy only wanted a ******* that night as well you donkey raping **** eater"
03 October 2008, 02:53 PM
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Listen, I'm not getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent !!.
03 October 2008, 02:57 PM
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03 October 2008, 03:03 PM
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Listen, I'm not getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent !!.
Ahh an old classic that my dad liked to use alot
03 October 2008, 03:03 PM
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Turd burgler FTW.
Is it? I've never used it, just (mis-)heard it and it made me smirk!
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03 October 2008, 03:11 PM
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You're as useful as a handbrake on a canoe, Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced arsehole of a mouth on your face for a fukcing minute so I can see what the fukc a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like?
03 October 2008, 03:15 PM
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You're as useful as a handbrake on a canoe, Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced arsehole of a mouth on your face for a fukcing minute so I can see what the fukc a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like?
Sorry! *wibble*
03 October 2008, 03:30 PM
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What you are is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river.
03 October 2008, 03:41 PM
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03 October 2008, 04:30 PM
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What you are is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river.
You hate me, don't you!
03 October 2008, 04:33 PM
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You hate me, don't you!
Don't be a numpty, it wasn't directed at you!
This aint a thread for a convo, It's a post your insult and run type thread!
03 October 2008, 04:37 PM
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*makes mental notes never to **** Tam off in public *
03 October 2008, 04:37 PM
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Chicken-**** arsehole!
Oops! Not you Dan!
Last edited by oldsplice; 03 October 2008 at 04:38 PM .
Reason: To apologise to Dan!
03 October 2008, 04:37 PM
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Your mothers a better f@ck......
**see post #2
03 October 2008, 04:39 PM
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Chicken-**** arsehole!
Oops! Not you Dan!
03 October 2008, 04:46 PM
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Trying to remember one my mate came out with in the pub recently after a skinny slapper gave him a mouthful, it went along the lines of..
You skanky emaciated spunk bucket, no wonder you're so scrawny, living on a diet of *** and Bacardi breezer!
03 October 2008, 04:50 PM
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I'm liking the retro insults. Windowlicker remains a favourite. As does "when does the Sunshine Coach come for you? You're p1ss1ng me off!"
03 October 2008, 05:00 PM
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03 October 2008, 05:05 PM
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Luffs ya really
03 October 2008, 05:41 PM
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Luffs ya really
I know.
03 October 2008, 08:49 PM
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.....Still shopping at Primark ?
04 October 2008, 02:09 PM
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"cnuty bollocks!" is my favourite, but "*** off!" makes the wife laugh
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04 October 2008, 02:34 PM
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d'ya know you're 1 chromosome short of a moron?
or,
you are what you eat. you *****
mine got infracted and removed. Sad sad cretin haha.
03 October 2008, 03:03 PM
