One of these should do the trick...

 

My sister in law had something similar, but she didn't notice until the dogs went ape ****, whole kitchen had to be redecorated, new doors on cupboards etc. Mind you, at least the fire brigade knew where the house was when she went out and left a chip pan on..........

 

Is he???

 

I'd rather have one of these.............

 

i left my electric hob on for 3 days and nights once

electric bill was heft as ****