I didnt get that either

 

I think he's being sarcastic. To be fair I dont see the correlation of losing £35 in what could have been a honest mistake, to wishing you had let the persons special needs child get beaten in earlier life.

I understand the feeling of being stitched up and its not nice. However, I wouldnt let that change the sort of person I am and lower myself to their levels.

 

does the cheque guarantee card not protect against this kind of thing?

 

If the house is empty, get Jacko to squat in it. If he's evicted, maybe have a humoungus curry (hotter the better) and about 6 gallons of wit bier on his last night in residence.

Reality... Find out if it's a genuine mistake before going Charles Bronson about it.

 

Dunno about you, but I'm not in the habit of asking friends and aquaintances to stick their cheque guarantee number on the back of any cheque they might give me.

 

will the cheque garrentee card protect against this if the account is "closed" ?

 

it wasnt written on and my daughters ten so she did look at it. (i dont mean that sarcastically).
whilst shes been over in oz her daughers let her grandson out in all weathers no coat big green snot trails, no breakfast, so we fed him she never used to kno where he was and we did consider making the phone call if you know what i mean, and this is how you get paid back

 

hmm just been thinking why not get a few birds and put them through the letter box and feed them on a regular basis so they **** everywhere ha ha

Steph xx

 

Japanese Knot Weed.....

Do some gardening for them, its the nice thing to do. Cut the grass and plant some Knot Weed round the front of the house....

If all goes to plan,

HOWEVER....
I do agree with the be sure it was malicious before setting SN on her.

Nacro, not sure whats Ninja about it lol. I thought they did things undetected

 

Put some cats through the letter box to eat the rats.

Then add some dogs to eat the cats.

Not sure what eats dogs though. Unless you can get some Vietnamese squatters to move in

 

I think human rights activists might be upset about posting sexy wimmins via 3 inch gap!

 

There's nothing wrong with slipping into a sexy woman's gap!

 

Steady on we are going off

 

Yeah but, £35 quid for this....

 

I meant of the feathered kind silly billys

Steph xx

 

The grass seed in a bottle is great, toppped up every few days,

 

buy a v.cheap car, register it in her name at her house, go and set off all the speed cameras locally to your hearts content, parking tickets etc, scrap the car after a few weeks, by the time she returns to the uk there'll be baliff letters and court summonses to keep her occupied for a day or 2.

 

Couple of dead fish, something like mackerel - post them through the letterbox and leave to nature - will take months to get rid of the smell and should put off any buyers.

 

Hire one of these..





Job done!!

 

Bulldoozing their house over a £35 debt? I don't think that's extreme enough.

 

Get a box of crickets for feeding tarantulas from the local pet shop, and release them through the letter box

They will never get rid of them!!!!!

(we did this to our local when the ****** of a bar supervisor was promoted to manager and decided she now had a problem with us smoking weed outside where as previously it wasnt a problem for 5 years, we all made formal complaints to head office numerous times, in 6 months she was gone )

 

Class idea

 

I'm sure the house has £35 worth of copper pipe in there