DNA testing on dog poo...
06 February 2008, 09:53 AM
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Ah the classic's always good to see someone staping on a flaming bag of turd chance's are they havent got any shoes on as well
06 February 2008, 10:48 AM
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Get a supermarket plastic bag.
Place it in your toilet bowl.
Eat 5 pounds of prunes.
Evacuate you bum into said plastic bag.
Hoy it over the neighbours fence.
That's what I'd do but I am VERY Mature for my age
Place it in your toilet bowl.
Eat 5 pounds of prunes.
Evacuate you bum into said plastic bag.
Hoy it over the neighbours fence.
That's what I'd do but I am VERY Mature for my age
06 February 2008, 01:25 PM
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they were going to come out to me but someone has just hanged them self in BorehamWood, spose that means i will get a community pc sent out to me now. you would think they had enough police during the daytime to deal with more than one incident 
if i call the police station anymore today i might end up with an ASBO
if i call the police station anymore today i might end up with an ASBO
06 February 2008, 08:13 PM
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It is possible to get the poo DNA tested but under current EU legislation, the dog in question has to voluntarily submit to a stool sample under vet supervision.
I hope for your sake that it's not a German Shepherd as they know their rights and are notoriously uncooperative when it comes to things like this
Oh right.......you were serious
I hope for your sake that it's not a German Shepherd as they know their rights and are notoriously uncooperative when it comes to things like this
Oh right.......you were serious
07 February 2008, 01:05 AM
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07 February 2008, 01:24 AM
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My neighbours are a PITA too they have a piano,horn and a drumkit and they play them when they like. Even at stupid o clock in the morning on sunday the youngest next door plays the drumkit and i can hear it with earplugs in. I have my revenge though and it seems to be getting through that i can be a PITA too ie nicely blip the scooby at unsocial hours right outside there house play loud music back etc. They also have a dog its about the size of a cat (yorkie type dog white and fluffy!)and makes more noise than anything, it barks/yaps all day long. If i get a decibel reader could i monitor the noise and complain to council about the noise? Obviosuly then id have to be a good boy then lol so as to not get into trouble myself! I think i have the neighbours from hell as in summer things get even worse they play cricket/football constantly so ahhh.
Rant over and if anyone feels my pain then let me know what i can do apart from whats mentioned!
Rant over and if anyone feels my pain then let me know what i can do apart from whats mentioned!
07 February 2008, 08:30 AM
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My neighbours are a PITA too they have a piano,horn and a drumkit and they play them when they like. Even at stupid o clock in the morning on sunday the youngest next door plays the drumkit and i can hear it with earplugs in. I have my revenge though and it seems to be getting through that i can be a PITA too ie nicely blip the scooby at unsocial hours right outside there house play loud music back etc. They also have a dog its about the size of a cat (yorkie type dog white and fluffy!)and makes more noise than anything, it barks/yaps all day long. If i get a decibel reader could i monitor the noise and complain to council about the noise? Obviosuly then id have to be a good boy then lol so as to not get into trouble myself! I think i have the neighbours from hell as in summer things get even worse they play cricket/football constantly so ahhh.
Rant over and if anyone feels my pain then let me know what i can do apart from whats mentioned!
Rant over and if anyone feels my pain then let me know what i can do apart from whats mentioned!
you dont live next door to me do you?
07 February 2008, 12:46 PM
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Sara, you dont need DNA, just use ballistic theory, you need to compare the marks on the turd to the rifling on the dogs ring, every single barrel has different rifling so you need to compare, dont know how you are going to get the detail from the dog though.....
It may be someone off Scoobynet in a Microlight dropping them ?
It may be someone off Scoobynet in a Microlight dropping them ?
07 February 2008, 02:15 PM
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Hey, leave Jack Clark out of this.
I'd like to know the neighbour's side of the story. If my dog discreetly shat in the neighbour's garden, I'd understand if they blocked it up, I certainly wouldn't start throwing turds over.
Somewhere on another forum there's an equally juicy thread which Sara wouldn't be too happy reading I'll bet.
I'd like to know the neighbour's side of the story. If my dog discreetly shat in the neighbour's garden, I'd understand if they blocked it up, I certainly wouldn't start throwing turds over.
Somewhere on another forum there's an equally juicy thread which Sara wouldn't be too happy reading I'll bet.
07 February 2008, 04:28 PM
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interesting jacko, the job is all yours 
the said neighbours are from Liverpool, even the drum kit sounds scouse
i had a thought, if i could get a huge piece of cling film, pulled very taut across the garden they would end up with more than egg on their faces
Hey, leave Jack Clark out of this.
I'd like to know the neighbour's side of the story. If my dog discreetly shat in the neighbour's garden, I'd understand if they blocked it up, I certainly wouldn't start throwing turds over.
Somewhere on another forum there's an equally juicy thread which Sara wouldn't be too happy reading I'll bet.
I'd like to know the neighbour's side of the story. If my dog discreetly shat in the neighbour's garden, I'd understand if they blocked it up, I certainly wouldn't start throwing turds over.
Somewhere on another forum there's an equally juicy thread which Sara wouldn't be too happy reading I'll bet.
i had a thought, if i could get a huge piece of cling film, pulled very taut across the garden they would end up with more than egg on their faces
07 February 2008, 08:31 PM
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just give me a ring....
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