Ah the classic's always good to see someone staping on a flaming bag of turd chance's are they havent got any shoes on as well

 

Get a supermarket plastic bag.

Place it in your toilet bowl.

Eat 5 pounds of prunes.

Evacuate you bum into said plastic bag.

Hoy it over the neighbours fence.

That's what I'd do but I am VERY Mature for my age

 

i know you are very mature, i have seen you

 

Many a fine tune played on an old large oboe

 

I think it might a good start to complain to the police.

Les

 

the police are visiting me this afternoon

 

You can tell them its a public health hazard for a start!

Les

 

they were going to come out to me but someone has just hanged them self in BorehamWood, spose that means i will get a community pc sent out to me now. you would think they had enough police during the daytime to deal with more than one incident

if i call the police station anymore today i might end up with an ASBO

 

Theres a phantom crapper at my work, its not a dog tho

 

its best to close your eyes when using works toilet, you never know what you will find staring up at you

 

Good post sir

 

WHY do you think they put it there

 

sweetcorn skins perhaps

 

 

My neighbours are a PITA too they have a piano,horn and a drumkit and they play them when they like. Even at stupid o clock in the morning on sunday the youngest next door plays the drumkit and i can hear it with earplugs in. I have my revenge though and it seems to be getting through that i can be a PITA too ie nicely blip the scooby at unsocial hours right outside there house play loud music back etc. They also have a dog its about the size of a cat (yorkie type dog white and fluffy!)and makes more noise than anything, it barks/yaps all day long. If i get a decibel reader could i monitor the noise and complain to council about the noise? Obviosuly then id have to be a good boy then lol so as to not get into trouble myself! I think i have the neighbours from hell as in summer things get even worse they play cricket/football constantly so ahhh.
Rant over and if anyone feels my pain then let me know what i can do apart from whats mentioned!

 

you dont live next door to me do you?

 

lol - Does your neighbour have a classic in silver? If so then maybe

 

Gosh! I am splitting my sides!

Les

 

Sara, you dont need DNA, just use ballistic theory, you need to compare the marks on the turd to the rifling on the dogs ring, every single barrel has different rifling so you need to compare, dont know how you are going to get the detail from the dog though.....

It may be someone off Scoobynet in a Microlight dropping them ?

 

Hey, leave Jack Clark out of this.

I'd like to know the neighbour's side of the story. If my dog discreetly shat in the neighbour's garden, I'd understand if they blocked it up, I certainly wouldn't start throwing turds over.

Somewhere on another forum there's an equally juicy thread which Sara wouldn't be too happy reading I'll bet.

 

interesting jacko, the job is all yours

the said neighbours are from Liverpool, even the drum kit sounds scouse

i had a thought, if i could get a huge piece of cling film, pulled very taut across the garden they would end up with more than egg on their faces

 

just give me a ring....

 

i would rather call you