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10 January 2008, 09:45 PM
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A foul mouthed ugly common fat woman walks into Asda with her two children, the greeter says '' morning madam what lovely kids are they twins??'' she say '' stupid fckin dck hed hes 7 and shes only 3 what makes you think they are twins dck hed?'' the greeter then replies '' coz i cant imagine somone sha**ing you twice!!!''
10 January 2008, 09:49 PM
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A foul mouthed ugly common fat woman walks into Asda with her two children, the greeter says '' morning madam what lovely kids are they twins??'' she say '' stupid fckin dck hed hes 7 and shes only 3 what makes you think they are twins dck hed?'' the greeter then replies '' coz i cant imagine somone sha**ing you twice!!!''
10 January 2008, 09:51 PM
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Ok\ Neil if we doin **** ones ......
36 DD breasts, covered in warm beligium choclate............
1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....
Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotch leather thong........
Moist salty **** smothered in blackberry jam........................................
This is no ordinary **** this is M&s ****!!
36 DD breasts, covered in warm beligium choclate............
1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....
Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotch leather thong........
Moist salty **** smothered in blackberry jam........................................
This is no ordinary **** this is M&s ****!!
10 January 2008, 09:56 PM
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Ok\ Neil if we doin **** ones ......
36 DD breasts, covered in warm beligium choclate............
1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....
Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotch leather thong........
Moist salty **** smothered in blackberry jam........................................
This is no ordinary **** this is M&s ****!!
36 DD breasts, covered in warm beligium choclate............
1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....
Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotch leather thong........
Moist salty **** smothered in blackberry jam........................................
This is no ordinary **** this is M&s ****!!
10 January 2008, 10:10 PM
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Star Trek Fans -
What did Spock say when he went to the toilet?
Oh look...it's the Captain's "Log"!
What did Spock say when he went to the toilet?
Oh look...it's the Captain's "Log"!
10 January 2008, 10:23 PM
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hope this slips the buckett!! Genetic scientist in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenneger to create a clone they have called it Michael Was a n ...........not sure i can say it!
10 January 2008, 10:26 PM
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What did the gay guy say to the bloke sitting by the bar in a busy pub?
Do you mind if I push your "stool" in?
Do you mind if I push your "stool" in?
10 January 2008, 10:29 PM
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10 January 2008, 10:31 PM
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It is said that Michael Jackson wants his body upon his death to be recyled into small toys so that children can play with them! 
10 January 2008, 10:31 PM
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This is one of my faves!! There are six truths of life!!>>>>>>>
1) You cant touch all of your teeth with your tongue!
2) All idiots try thisafter reading this the first time!!!
3) The first truth is a lie...
4) your smiling now because your an idiot!!
5) You will tell this to other idiots
6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face!!!
1) You cant touch all of your teeth with your tongue!
2) All idiots try thisafter reading this the first time!!!
3) The first truth is a lie...
4) your smiling now because your an idiot!!
5) You will tell this to other idiots
6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face!!!
