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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 09:45 PM
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A foul mouthed ugly common fat woman walks into Asda with her two children, the greeter says '' morning madam what lovely kids are they twins??'' she say '' stupid fckin dck hed hes 7 and shes only 3 what makes you think they are twins dck hed?'' the greeter then replies '' coz i cant imagine somone sha**ing you twice!!!''
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 09:46 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 09:49 PM
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A foul mouthed ugly common fat woman walks into Asda with her two children, the greeter says '' morning madam what lovely kids are they twins??'' she say '' stupid fckin dck hed hes 7 and shes only 3 what makes you think they are twins dck hed?'' the greeter then replies '' coz i cant imagine somone sha**ing you twice!!!''
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 09:50 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 09:51 PM
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Ok\ Neil if we doin **** ones ......

36 DD breasts, covered in warm beligium choclate............
1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....
Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotch leather thong........
Moist salty **** smothered in blackberry jam........................................



This is no ordinary **** this is M&s ****!!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 09:56 PM
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Ok\ Neil if we doin **** ones ......

36 DD breasts, covered in warm beligium choclate............
1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream.....
Clean shaven minge framed by an open crotch leather thong........
Moist salty **** smothered in blackberry jam........................................



This is no ordinary **** this is M&s ****!!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:01 PM
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A duck walks into a pharmacists and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be £1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:10 PM
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Star Trek Fans -

What did Spock say when he went to the toilet?

Oh look...it's the Captain's "Log"!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:17 PM
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can see claire coming on with the infraction bucket

very sooooooooooooon
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:17 PM
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But we've not even started on the blonde jokes yet
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:23 PM
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New apple gaget:

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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:23 PM
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hope this slips the buckett!! Genetic scientist in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenneger to create a clone they have called it Michael Was a n ...........not sure i can say it!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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New apple gaget:

i'll still pretend to listen!!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:26 PM
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What did the gay guy say to the bloke sitting by the bar in a busy pub?

Do you mind if I push your "stool" in?
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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How do you get 4 gays on 1 stool?..




turn it over
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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What did the gay guy say to the bloke sitting by the bar in a busy pub?

Do you mind if I push your "stool" in?
oh for god sake were is the chair when i need her


COME ON CLAIRE WERE YOU GONE I NEED YOU HERE
AILEEN
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:30 PM
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What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?


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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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It is said that Michael Jackson wants his body upon his death to be recyled into small toys so that children can play with them!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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This is one of my faves!! There are six truths of life!!>>>>>>>

1) You cant touch all of your teeth with your tongue!






2) All idiots try thisafter reading this the first time!!!


3) The first truth is a lie...

4) your smiling now because your an idiot!!

5) You will tell this to other idiots





6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face!!!
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Where do you take a chav for a decent night out?


Up the ar$e
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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oh for god sake were is the chair when i need her


COME ON CLAIRE WERE YOU GONE I NEED YOU HERE
AILEEN

Sorry but there's more to "***"...
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?



A start
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:39 PM
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WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW COME ON GUYS DO WE REALLY WANT BANNING
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:45 PM
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OK OK think we should re name it under 18s and easilly offended dont enter!!
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 10:48 PM
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YES THINK YOU SHOULD ITS NOT US ITS OTHER MEMBERS WHO COME IN
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 11:04 PM
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Need claire to change it, it was safe till you dirty old men started to post on it lol
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 11:07 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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help at last lesleys here phewwwwwwwwwwwww
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