Dodgy Hubby?
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She love's me really.
Now Girl's do not give her any idea's on how to seek her revenge.
Will I survive Christmas??
All the Best
Pete (All intact at the mo)
Now Girl's do not give her any idea's on how to seek her revenge.
Will I survive Christmas??
All the Best
Pete (All intact at the mo)
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OK Chel......what, I spelt it the Bob way ( ok, so what's the odds on me getting called *** shortly
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I hope you guys realise Pete drives a Mondeo, UK300 is just an unfortunate surname, I can't see what all the fuss is about
Bob
......what, I spelt it the Bob way ( ok, so what's the odds on me getting called *** shortly )I hope you guys realise Pete drives a Mondeo, UK300 is just an unfortunate surname, I can't see what all the fuss is about
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Just had a thought
Joan you need to change your username to JoanNoCar.....
Now I am in BIG trouble I know I will regret that one
Only joking dear honest. Kissy Kissy
Why did Joan just say get used to the name Bobbit
Joan you need to change your username to JoanNoCar.....
Now I am in BIG trouble I know I will regret that one
Only joking dear honest. Kissy Kissy
Why did Joan just say get used to the name Bobbit
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Some people just don't seem to have any grasp on reality.
My Wife only ever drove my '98 a few times, and I'm not sure she's ever driven the P1, but I'm not stupid enough to take her off the insurance.
The 'housewifey' bit was just another nail in the coffin. Even if it's meant 'tongue in cheek' your still cruisin' for a bruisin'.
Josh
My Wife only ever drove my '98 a few times, and I'm not sure she's ever driven the P1, but I'm not stupid enough to take her off the insurance.
The 'housewifey' bit was just another nail in the coffin. Even if it's meant 'tongue in cheek' your still cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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Chelle - sweetheart, dearest - you know the way that **** happens we all have accidents, its not like I went and deliberately stuffed my car, so that I fork out £5k to get it fixed!
Just accept that some girls are better than the boys........
If you evey stuff my car after Feb, I'm afraid I'll have to have you shot. What was it you hit again? How fast was it moving?
[hey I know i'm in deep **** now, but its funny when you are pished...]
Just accept that some girls are better than the boys........
If you evey stuff my car after Feb, I'm afraid I'll have to have you shot. What was it you hit again? How fast was it moving?
[hey I know i'm in deep **** now, but its funny when you are pished...]
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Hi All
Well I survived the night intact
Funny thing is Joan brought me Tea in bed this morning.
It did taste a bit funny, Joan said it cos she changed Tea bags
Got to go I have come over all woosey.........
Pete
Well I survived the night intact
Funny thing is Joan brought me Tea in bed this morning.
It did taste a bit funny, Joan said it cos she changed Tea bags
Got to go I have come over all woosey.........
Pete
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Right then, Peter don`t know yet but we ARE going to get my new car today(well at least order it).
You can bet your bottom dollar that he will either say `wait till after Christmas`, which I don`t see what the difference that will make?. Or he will say `WE can`t afford it`, funny how WE can afford HIS new car.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Ooooh, don`t you just hate it when men have the upper hand!
BTW...tea tasted funny this morning cos I used yesterdays tea bag and the milk was going sour!!
Also got my own back last night, when he came to bed, I put my COLD feet(and beleive me I`ve always got COLD feet) all over his nice warm back.
Joan.
You can bet your bottom dollar that he will either say `wait till after Christmas`, which I don`t see what the difference that will make?. Or he will say `WE can`t afford it`, funny how WE can afford HIS new car.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Ooooh, don`t you just hate it when men have the upper hand!
BTW...tea tasted funny this morning cos I used yesterdays tea bag and the milk was going sour!!
Also got my own back last night, when he came to bed, I put my COLD feet(and beleive me I`ve always got COLD feet) all over his nice warm back.
Joan.
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Joan's
Just checked how much I am worth DEAD
NOW I am getting worried
She's just walking around chuckling to herself and rubbing her hands together.
Come on dear a jokes a joke
Pete (Help)
Just checked how much I am worth DEAD
NOW I am getting worried
She's just walking around chuckling to herself and rubbing her hands together.
Come on dear a jokes a joke
Pete (Help)
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Now she just keeps saying Peugeot 206 Bright Blue
Should I................... NAH
Edited cos could'nt spell Peugeot
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/22/2001 11:15:42 AM]
Should I................... NAH
Edited cos could'nt spell Peugeot
[Edited by PeterUK300 - 12/22/2001 11:15:42 AM]
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Peter
Is the most wonderful husband a woman could wish for
He is loving, helpful, attentive and a good father to our son.
I would never do anything to upset such a wonderful husband
I luv him so so much
I do not really want a car
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hehehehehehe that will teach her to leave her PC unattended.
Pete
Is the most wonderful husband a woman could wish for
He is loving, helpful, attentive and a good father to our son.
I would never do anything to upset such a wonderful husband
I luv him so so much
I do not really want a car
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hehehehehehe that will teach her to leave her PC unattended.
Pete
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You barsteward!
Just remember we`ve got curry tonight!
Joan.
P.S For everyone else watching this ....just been down the road to the shops and bought some powdered laxative and will be pouring it over his dinner.
Peter will be otherwise detained tonight!
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 12/22/2001 5:22:56 PM]
Just remember we`ve got curry tonight!
Joan.
P.S For everyone else watching this ....just been down the road to the shops and bought some powdered laxative and will be pouring it over his dinner.
Peter will be otherwise detained tonight!
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 12/22/2001 5:22:56 PM]
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The Cow [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
She did buy laxative powder(I seen the box)
AND I've eaten the curry
Is the clock ticking
Gutts are feeling funny... Or is this self induced
She's playing with my mind [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] (Or is it my botty)
She did buy laxative powder(I seen the box)
AND I've eaten the curry
Is the clock ticking
Gutts are feeling funny... Or is this self induced
She's playing with my mind [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] (Or is it my botty)