Wurzel

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I just spent the weekend in the mountains in Switzerland sitting on a balcony drinking beer in scorching sunshine, technically at this time of your it should still be snowing in the Swiss mountains. If this is global warming then bring it on, I am fed up with the **** weather I have had to endure for the last 37 years, why should the Yanks and Australians get all the sun whilst we spend 6 months of the year living in snow, rain and gloom. Lets some other git have the ****e weather for a few years, all this global warming is crap, all that is happening is the weather is changing from one side of the word to the other, for example this year we had about 2 weeks of winter where as we normally have 4 months, it also snowed in Sydney, Australia something that never happens, so therefor my scientific conclusion is the world is changing, they call it mother nature because women are incapable of making a decision, therefore the planet is female and she is just exercising her right to change her mind form time to time.

Leslie

I think that Elwyn is a bit of a star on the side!

Les

The Environmentalist

Hello,

Okay, a few points to clear up.

1/ My daughter Emma refused point blank to have her face splashed all over a website (even though she is beautiful). Instead I gave her the option to place an anonymous female portrait on the site. To my horror she chose to place pictures from a website containing adult content. For this grave sin she has been severely reprimanded as I am a leading member of the methodist church. Please, I am very sorry for this it is extremely embarrassing and you have my assurance it won't happen again.

2/ The 100 mile round trip was a misprint. It should have read 10 miles round trip, again Emma was at fault.

3/ Bevan is very upset by the ridicule he has suffered reading the posts on this forum and others where I have posted the website address and similar functional content.

Please remember without your help the planet will become a desert of hot sand and rubble and we will shrivel and die. The earth as we know it now will be history.

Please try and amend your ways. It will pay dividends. God created the earth for which we should be eternally grateful, we are being contemptable when we drive polluting cars fast across this beautiful country of ours.

Warm Regards,
Elwyn Whittock

howellsy42

elwyn dont you relise you are not going to get any were on this forum so give up altho it is funny taking the **** out of you !!!

The Environmentalist

Hello

I am sorry but I have yet to see any mickey taking (politely translated). I am here to champion the cause of the trust and help save this planet from total destruction. Do you have children? Do you not care about their future and the future of their childrens childrens children?

Warmest Regards
Elwyn Whittock

ethanrob

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mr treehugger

is this your sweet inocent daughters website

HEADS UP ALL NOT WORK or TEEN SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovely Anne

firesorter

are`nt you the guy that helped the major on millionaire by coughing??

jonc

The membership secretarty certainly looks like he puts the "mental" in environmentalist!!!

sti-04!!

Elwyn Garden City,

My dearest troll, your thread has now had its day, your comeback about lovely anna was indeed very very poor.

It was funny while it lasted & i salute you for your efforts.

Now **** off.

Yours

Sti

Sonic'

Maybe, but I bet she didn't mind being splashed all over her face

Abdabz

"There" said the mayor "thats that"...

jonc

Who are you trying to kid? Admit it, she found the link to the site from your "Favorites" folder in your internet browser! You're not the first "minister" to be linked to "dirty" sites, and you certainly won't be the last! Though she's been a very very *naughty* girl, thats how we like it!

Even so, you encourage people to use up their "10 miles/week" quota to enter this very imaginative event? The fact that this event requires a car for non essential travel contradicts everything which you claim to "champion". If the event were real, how many cars would have you liked to have entered this event!!

The posts on this and other forums should be the least of his worries, has he taken a look in the mirror recently?!!

You of course have conclusive evidence of this? and when will this happen if at all? What about the oceans? Maybe its a good thing that mankind dies out to let life to go on without humans intervention, go out with a blast! "its better to burn out than to fade away"

Oh righteous one, where's your faith? Start building your ark and gather up all the animals two by two. God will purge the sins of man from this earth, it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights, though some may blame this extreme weather on global warming, but don't let that stop you, ask Bevan to help, perhaps he could give it steam power too.

Leslie

What a clever thread this has been. Well done Elwyn for bringing this important matter to our attention in such an impressive manner.You have certainly got a few going here in the very best tradition. Long may you succeed in your endeavours!

Les

r32

What a great thread, and just how many took it seriously?

I'm still smiling thank you ...............

Wurzel

iTrader: (1)

What a cracking website, Mr treehugger you do indeed have a seriously pleasing on the eye daughter